Diablo® III

Create your legendary - No rules

Nevermind if it makes sense or would work in the game. Just go nuts! (idea from us forums)

My contribution:

- Ring of the Martyr -
- Each second you lose 1% HP
- For every 1% missing HP you gain 1% attack speed
- For every 2% missing HP you gain 1% movement speed
- 3 random properties
Edited by fislurk#2955 on 03/10/2012 10:07 BST
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Amulet of WTF
- 50% chance for elites to spawn 10 more elite packs.

nothing else is needed... just more elites to kill.
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sticky white gloves

-8 cc
-70 all res.
- 20% chance to stick enemies to the ground with white stuff ...
- 1 of 4 random props, 100-150 dex/int/str/vit
3 random magic properties

only available on male characters...

gloves of the slap
-8cc
-70 all res.
-20% chance to !@#$%-slap your enemy in the face
-1 of 4 rnadom props, 100-150 dex/int/str/vit
3 random magic properties

helm of over 9000

-empty socket
-6cc
-100 vit
-100 dex/str/int
-9,001% to performe a kamehameha dealing 9001 damge to all enemy's in 9001 yards in a straight line
-2 random magic properties (extra socket possible)
Edited by ijsbeer149#1364 on 03/10/2012 10:22 BST
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Amulet of love:

- 50% chance that elites will love you and sex you up for the loot, instead of fighting :)
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diablo on a stick that can be used as a 2hander. The special proc on it is the lazer he shoots in 3th form if you pull its tail.
Edited by sonox25#2335 on 03/10/2012 10:24 BST
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Enigma Archon Plate

+1 To Teleport
+5 random stats.
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Amulet of Forgiveness

1-4 random items equipped ignores durability loss
150-250 int/Dex/Str
100-150 Vit
50-70 All res
+1 Random Magic Prop
2.1-42.2% chance to resurrect after death.
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Jay Wilson's Hammer of Shame (Unique Hammer)

Removes all cooldowns in ARPG
Removes RMAH loot dependency
+ 100% Fun
- 10 million Fanboys and Trolls
+ Hardcore ready servers
+ 50 % Open PvP
Edited by Envoy#2887 on 03/10/2012 11:34 BST
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Mjolnir

2-handed mace

+500-1000str
1socket
25-50% chance to lunge your hammer instead of throwing axe dealing 120% extra weapon damage
+30-100 lightning resist
3random propertys
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Legendary Scoundrel Token of complete Random Bull!@#$

+150 Strength
+235 Intelligence
Adds 3-5 Damage
Attackers take damage of 58

Legendary Templar Relic of WTF

+700 Dexterity
+300 Intelligence
Health Globes Grand + 1000 Life
All Ressistances + 30

True Story.
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Mjolnir

2-handed mace

+500-1000str
1socket
25-50% chance to lunge your hammer instead of throwing axe dealing 120% extra weapon damage
+30-100 lightning resist
3random propertys

best one yet
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Breath of the Dying:

50% Chance To Cast Level 20 Poison Nova When You Kill An Enemy
Indestructible
+60% Increased Attack Speed
+350-400% Enhanced Damage (varies)
+200% Damage To Undead
-25% Target Defense
+50 To Attack Rating
+50 To Attack Rating Against Undead
7% Mana Stolen Per Hit
12-15% Life Stolen Per Hit (varies)
Prevent Monster Heal
+30 To All Attributes
+1 To Light Radius
Requirements -20%

Look just look at this... why are D3 items junk compared to this awesomeness?!?
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Breath of the Dying:

50% Chance To Cast Level 20 Poison Nova When You Kill An Enemy
Indestructible
+60% Increased Attack Speed
+350-400% Enhanced Damage (varies)
+200% Damage To Undead
-25% Target Defense
+50 To Attack Rating
+50 To Attack Rating Against Undead
7% Mana Stolen Per Hit
12-15% Life Stolen Per Hit (varies)
Prevent Monster Heal
+30 To All Attributes
+1 To Light Radius
Requirements -20%

Look just look at this... why are D3 items junk compared to this awesomeness?!?


Gladiator Weapon for Barbarians only available for players who have played favourite of the month class combination in one of the lame arena maps in 1.1.0 PvP and achieved a rating of 3000.

Normal players will never see it I believe, this is just a prediction how fail this franchise will even more become compared to good old Games for Gamers Blizzard north.
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Off hand sheild:

"The Mercifull Tank"

armor 950-1450
block amount- 15%-30%
adds 5% damage to fire spells
adds 5% damage to cold spells
adds 5% damage to poison spells
adds 5% damage to electric spells
80-160 vit
40-75 all res
3%-10% chance to heal 33% current life when hit
1%-2% chance to double the chance of dropping legendary/set item when hit for 5 min (cannot occur more than once every 7 min)
1-2 sockets

"It never felt so good taking a hit"
Edited by g0rki#1357 on 03/10/2012 16:35 BST
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Jay Wilson's Ring of Disconnect

100% chance to disconnect
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"Amnesia"
ilvl63 amulet

+10-40 crit damage
+2-6 cric chance
4 random magic properties
20-40% chance to instantly teleport to a random Act and location on each monster kill
Edited by Cadderly#2381 on 03/10/2012 14:39 BST
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Fist of Tristana:

750-1200 dps

adds 0,1-0,15 attacks per second
150-250 dexterity
critical hits have a chance to reduce cooldowns by 1 sec
increase spirit generation by 10%
socket
+1 of the following:
62 life per spirit
1% crit damage/paragon level
1% chance to curse enemies to pigs for 3 seconds
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First of all i love this thread, i hope everyone would request as sticky so a blue could see all of our ideas :)

Skyterror (Legendary Amulet)
100-300 Strengt, Dex or Intelli
50-200 Vitality
4-7% Movement speed
6-9% Attack speed
50-80 Resistance to All Elements
Chance to cast a lightning that deals damage to all nearby enemies when you crit.

Fallen Angel (Legendary Ring)
Regenerates 1000-2000 Life per Second
200-300 Strength, Intelli, Dex
50-100 Strength, Intelli, Dex, Vitality
Critical Hit Chance increased by 8-10%
Pickup Radius increased by 20 yards
Reduces cooldown on potions by 20 seconds.
Gives you Tyrael's wings that deals 1-2% damage to all nearby enemies.

Wind Strike (Legendary 1 handed Sword)
700-1200 DPS
100-200 Strength, Dex or Intelli
40% Increased Attack Speed
Damage Against Elites increased by 3-6%
Damage taken reduced by 2% for every enemie within 11 yards.
When you crit you fire a tornado that deals damage to all enemies in its path.

Enigma (Legendary Armor)
800-1500 Armor
50-200 Strength, Dex or Intelli
45% Movement speed
Teleport with Wormhole
Damage per Second increased by 2% for every enemie within 10 yards
5% Life
All damage taken reduced by 8-10%
2000-3000 Life on each Kill
3 Sockets

Cage of Life (Legendary Armor)
600-1000 Armor
50-200 Strength, Dex or Intelli
300-400 Vitality
8-12% Life
Regenerates 1000-1500 Life per Second
Chance to remove cooldown on potions when hit.

Waterwalk (Legendary Boots)
90-260 Strength, Dex or Intelli
20-150 Vitality
24% Movement Speed
Armor Increased by 50%
600 Fire Resistance

Armageddon Slippers (Legendary Amulet)
20-100 Strength, Dex, or Intelli
20-100 Strength, Dex, Intelli or Vitality
20 Resistance to All Elements
5-10% Life
Increases Damage per Second by 20-30%

Dairallalee's Rhyme (Legendary Shield)
1500-2500 Armor
8-10% Block Chance
Regenerates 100-300 Life per Second
80-120 Resistance to All Elements
25% Better Chance of Finding Magical Items
50% Extra Gold from Monsters
Cannot be Frozen
1-2 Sockets

Diablo's Wrath (Legendary 1 handed Mighty Weapon)
800-1300 DPS
170-300 Strength
10-140 Dex, Intelli or Vitality
Critical Hit Chance Increased by 1%
Chance to chain a Shadow Clone of yourself when attacking.
2 Sockets

Baal's Charm (Legendary Amulet)
500-600 Strength, Dex, Intelli or Vitality
8-14% Life
Increases Attack Speed by 6-9%
70-80 Resistance to All Elements
Increases Damage Against Elites by 3-6%
Edited by Catalyst#2367 on 01/11/2012 08:25 GMT
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Ring of floppers
+10% chance to get an erection on hit
+15% to attack speed after taking a pee
+100% to spawn a toilet cubicle on hit
+250% to target damage after creasing one off
+500% to movement speed when Diablo tickles your balls
This ring sometimes spawns a a used condom on legs to chase
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