Diablo® III

I apply for consultant bliz

Hey blizzard

I want to be consultant

pls mail me i can help

I got great stuffs for you guys that can fix this game so you can make more $$$ at the end of the day

basicly im like the all seeing eye / god that has a helicopter view on the whole situation
Edited by Onscreen#2285 on 22/01/2013 12:40 GMT
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Is this guy serious?
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<facepalm>
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just because I have a great charisma that you can even feel in my post doesnt mean u dont have to take me for not being serious
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I think it's past your bedtime
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22/01/2013 09:57Posted by Deltaechoe
I think it's past your bedtime


stop trolling
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22/01/2013 12:34Posted by Onscreen
I think it's past your bedtime


stop trolling


wahaha
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Even if you are serious, this is not the place to ask a job from Blizzard. There are relative pages concerning all about career opportunities like this one:

http://eu.blizzard.com/en-gb/company/careers/index.html
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thanks but i felt the need to post it here aswell for some extra support
blizzard isnt always awake as we have noticed in the past months
by gaining some support here perhaps it opens their eyes and gives them a reality check
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22/01/2013 12:45Posted by Onscreen
gives them a reality check


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNsrK6P9QvI

(just imagine a child on the left and a Blizzard game director on the right)
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im 21 and have a beard i think i m not a child anymore
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Hey blizzard

I want to be consultant

pls mail me i can help

I got great stuffs for you guys that can fix this game so you can make more $$$ at the end of the day

basicly im like the all seeing eye / god that has a helicopter view on the whole situation


A consultant is a professional who provides professional or expert advice in a particular area such as security, management, accountancy, law, human resources, marketing, public relations, finance and engineering, are you aware of that?
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im 21 and have a beard i think i m not a child anymore


I'm not implying you are a child, I'm making this comical and satirical because you are neglecting the fact that even if you were a consultant in Blizzard you would have to adhere to the policies and wishes posted by company shareholders, which at the moment are making the game a milking mechanic.

This is exactly why they are not hiring any consultants and why they are implementing only things that they feel will make hordes of whiners stop whining, instead of improving the game content and context.

It is about making money and about abiding to laws, not about quality and decency.

So your pursuit to help is like the "Tilting at windmills"
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A consultant is a professional who provides professional or expert advice in a particular area such as security, management, accountancy, law, human resources, marketing, public relations, finance and engineering, are you aware of that?


yes

i have the following experience

security: battlenet authenticator

management: guild officer

accountancy: i have different accounts with different passwords

law: i know the rules, in-game terms etc.

human resources: I know how to communicate, and give advice on resources needed for raids (in wow)

public relations: I have had 2 relationships with females

finance: im always going for the big money, for an example I had 34m gold in diablo within 1 week

engineering: I have installed serveral hardware components in computers such as HDD or even SSD

:)
Edited by Onscreen#2285 on 22/01/2013 13:07 GMT
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Hey blizzard

I want to be consultant

pls mail me i can help

I got great stuffs for you guys that can fix this game so you can make more $$$ at the end of the day

basicly im like the all seeing eye / god that has a helicopter view on the whole situation


A developer hero, eh ;-)

Honestly though (and this goes to everyone), if you feel you have the talent and experience required to become a game developer and you would like to work at Blizzard, then you should spend some time looking through this page:
http://eu.blizzard.com/en-gb/company/careers/directory.html#region=Global
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tnx for supporting me vaneras
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22/01/2013 09:29Posted by Onscreen
basicly im like the all seeing eye / god that has a helicopter view on the whole situation


If you're omnipresent and omnipotent you should already know the outcome of this thread.
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im not refering to the real god ofcourse. that would be hilarious
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He's a Troll, don't feed the troll.
http://goo.gl/O3LgG
Edited by Sully#2414 on 22/01/2013 13:12 GMT
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public relations: I have had 2 relationships with females


Epic qualification.. :D You've got my vote.
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