WoW jokes.

General
Here's mine....

Someone pickpocketed High Tinker Mekkatorque. How can someone stoop so low?
Alterac Valley can only have one true king, and that is me the Leech King. <- my old WoW joke from before when everyone Leeched AV.
Knock Knock

Who's there?

A gnome that can't reach the doorbell.

heard it in general
"... I'll tell them you gave me a case of crabs."
... I'll tell them you gave me a case of crabs.

hehe yeah that is a good one the "starter one is from wetlands called

.......when life gives you crabs

and then ofcourse

.........My sister Fanny
you know you play too much World of Warcraft when your girlfriend's panties are considered a rare drop!
You know your addicted to WoW when you hit a dog with your car and you go back to loot it.

Made me LOL Tbh :P!
Your mom is so fat that it takes 5 Warlocks to summon her.
Why am I getting Dejavu...
What did the rogue say to the Warrior Salesman?

"You charge too much!"
You know you'r addicted to World of warcraft when you eat and drink at the same time.
31/08/2011 21:59Posted by Wiglaff
you know you play too much World of Warcraft when your girlfriend's panties are considered a rare drop!


Oh, hi grandpa.

Yo mommas so fat, Brann Bronzebeard went in to explore her again.

From a GM I think: Uther was hanging out in Fordrings house when he noticed a big switch on the wall. He asked what it was for, and Tirion replied: "FOR THE LIGHT!"

Saurfang cleaved once before but he no longer does. He felt that one sundering was enough.

Edit: not a joke, but before exams I annoy my house mates by dramatically pointing and saying "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!"
You know when your addicted to WoW when your microwave dings and you congratulate it by saying "Grats!"
You momma so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her!
11/09/2011 03:12Posted by Muat
You momma so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her!


11/09/2011 02:44Posted by Robie
Your mom is so fat that it takes 5 Warlocks to summon her.


The fail is funny.
11/09/2011 03:21Posted by Raiju
The fail is funny.


My bad. Didn't read after OPs post XD
You know you play WoW too much when your microwave goes ding and you say gratz.
You know you're addicted to WoW when you necro an almost-1-year-old thread about WoW jokes.
Oh yes Gvstoned, I hadn't noticed that this is a necro'd thread! :P
your momma is so fat, as she logs in she gets world explorer.

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