Orgrimmar got nuked?!

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07/10/2012 15:19Posted by Illixia
Damn you Akru!! Keep you're Big Red Button out of our faces !!! [No pun intended.... much]


Mwahahahaha!
07/10/2012 13:48Posted by Lanson
It was the GNOMES!
It was the DARK IRONS!
it was sha :D
WE ARE ANONYMOUS. EXPECT US.
I like waffles.
07/10/2012 15:52Posted by Singam
WE ARE ANONYMOUS. EXPECT US.


This was probably the best yet
People in Orgrimmar say that it was Akru, who has teamed up with Hogger.
Just saying, someone might like to know it...

But my opinion is...
*reads a simple tarot card spread*
...that The Dark Iron dwarves, corrupted by Shas, hired Akru and Hogger to launch those blightbombs, wich were created by gnomes, to kill everyone.
Yup.

Gamon is also somehow involved in this too, I think.
07/10/2012 16:17Posted by Kinzoku
I like waffles.


Waffles are the ones to blame.
The reason as to why it nuked Orgrimmar first was revenge by Gamon who had been ganked countless numbers of times by the Horde, and once he got his revenge...He aimed for Stormwind.

How? The blightnukes contained Gamons farts...
The reason as to why it nuked Orgrimmar first was revenge by Gamon who had been ganked countless numbers of times by the Horde, and once he got his revenge...He aimed for Stormwind.

How? The blightnukes contained Gamons farts...


The question isn't why they launched those blightbombs...
...but what's worth launching blightbombs for.
It was not us of the hand...it was the one armed man!
The reward for nuking Orgrimmar and Stormwind was Waffles, that the Dark Iron, the Sha, The Gnomes, The Akru, The Hogger and THE Gamon was rewarded.

That's what nuking them was worth...And I can say, those waffles were amazing.
Blizz didn't want us to wait in Stormwind / Orgrimmar for dungeon que to pop up, so they punished us.
/sad
Since I am a tank, the dungeon queu saved me from 2/3 nukes so far today. But what do I know? It might happen again.
07/10/2012 16:35Posted by Kinzoku
Since I am a tank, the dungeon queu saved me from 2/3 nukes so far today. But what do I know? It might happen again.


Mwahahaha... AHAHAHAA!
The reward for nuking Orgrimmar and Stormwind was Waffles, that the Dark Iron, the Sha, The Gnomes, The Akru, The Hogger and THE Gamon was rewarded.

That's what nuking them was worth...And I can say, those waffles were amazing.


The question isn't why they got waffles...
...but who gave those waffles to them.


Okey, okey, I stop being like that. But question remains, who gave them those waffles? I want some too!
*A red hologram of a young male Elf is projected in front of you*

Hello. I am N41-0R3, or the "Red King" as I'm often referred to. I'm a fully automated and sentient state of the art supercomputer, designed to monitor the Undercities activities, population, experiments and the plague. When the Hand of Agony unleashed its Blight upon Orgrimmar, my primary self-defense systems activated. I followed the logical path of action to prevent the spread of the infection, by decontaminating Stormwind and Orgrimmar.

Permanently.

*The hologram stares coldly at you*
The alliance nuked Orgrimmar, because they don't want to wait till the end of MoP to kill Garrosh.

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