Poll: A Smaller Type o’ Zerg

Poll: A Smaller Type o’ Zerg

You are a hunter. You were bred from the swift and vicious predators of the desert world Zz’gash... but what you once were has been been refined, improved, strengthened, and toughened. You have evolved into a tiny engine of destruction, one razor-sharp claw of the vast and powerful entity that is the Swarm.

You are a mighty zergling!

You recently spawned from the hive. A broad swath of creep greets you, and you are surrounded by the seemingly chaotic activities of your brood mates.

You shake off the last of the gel from your egg sack, snap at your twin, and race out to devour the enemies of the Swarm.

This is the first hour of your life as a zergling! What do you do?

It is your first hour of life as a zergling. What do you do?

Hunt a marine -- “Game over, man! Game over!”
14%
Morph into a baneling -- I’m not fat, I’m big membraned.
7%
Chill at a Xel’Naga watch tower -- Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time… until the zealots arrive.
24%
Curl up and whimper -- I heard there are siege tanks.
3%
Date Cindy from HR -- She’s an overlord. I’m a zergling. It can totally work.
14%
Explore -- Curiosity killed the cat, then assimilated its genetic code, and now I have a cool tail.
21%
Hang out with the drones -- They see me minin’, they hatin’, tryin’ to make me fight a banshee.
17%
ended 31-May-2011
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UILmarianne #885
UILmarianne
24/05/2011
so i love to eat so i went for Marine for breakfeast,lunch and dinner hahaha nice poll
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martinen #681
martinen
24/05/2011
haahahahahahahahahah
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ZzeRraTtuLl #570
ZzeRraTtuLl
24/05/2011
rofl blizzard you are amazing me every time :D
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Lolzanov #215
Lolzanov
24/05/2011
Annoy drones of course...they work, I stay idle and laugh at them...
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jamandbread #444
jamandbread
24/05/2011
Wanna be trollin in teh mineral line with drones
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heprea #842
heprea
24/05/2011
Easy one for me.
Hang out with the drones -- They see me minin’, they hatin’, tryin’ to make me fight a banshee.

Also, who IS Cindy? :)
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Moip #133
Moip
24/05/2011
Hunt a marine, he may have drugs on him! nom nom nom they all say!
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Skeith #729
Skeith
24/05/2011
Chilling at the tower obviously. loves the polls XD
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GoLDenWinGS #479
GoLDenWinGS
24/05/2011
Husky said "Marines for breakfast, lunch and dinner, good for the growth of a zergling baby!"
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Iqmaster #381
Iqmaster
24/05/2011
I'll go with the drones, they're nice to tickle and they just mutate into an ultralisk if they want you leave xD
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Leanderfriis #755
Leanderfriis
24/05/2011
OMG zealot!!! thank overmind he researched movement speed
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AlterEgo #591
AlterEgo
24/05/2011
@Novarer: I rather would thank Kerrigan...
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Anomandaris #519
Anomandaris
24/05/2011
At first, living in the sunlight and loving in the moonlight at the Xel'Naga tower sounded most awesome to me.
But as a physicist i obviously had to go with the Schrödinger reference =)
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thrax #343
thrax
24/05/2011
Baneling =) Keep rollin' baby!
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KaaziSemaj #252
KaaziSemaj
24/05/2011
I'd be like banelings banelings banelings oooh
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Xenocide #279
Xenocide
24/05/2011
they see me roamin', they hatin', tryin' to catch up with my metabolic boost! tryin' to catch up with my metabolic boost, tryin' to catch up with my metabolic boost! my claws are so sharp, im killin' just like the overmind intended me to! tryin' to catch up with my metabolic boooost
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Inverse #266
Inverse
24/05/2011
Curiosity killed the cat... definitely.
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Krudor #667
Krudor
24/05/2011
Hang out with the drones -- They see me minin’, they hatin’, tryin’ to make me fight a banshee!
More of these polls :D
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AXHalfHusky #511
AXHalfHusky
24/05/2011
why should I do the work I just chillin hear with Cindy ( she is hot)
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downupper #631
downupper
24/05/2011
Popa is the best!!!
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love banelings
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zaproid #327
zaproid
24/05/2011
I would have picked something like this (,if there would have been such a option) "This is REAL life so I'm gonna go all gangsta on that siege tank-I'm gonna dodge his shel then when it's going into tank mode I'm gonna slip in to the tank through some moving machinery and kill the motha*!!#as in the tank. Then set it to self-destruct and then gonna go all gansta on a motherload of tanks together....(1 hour has allready passed, heh times flies when you're badass...)
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zaproid #327
zaproid
24/05/2011
@zaproid: PS: Blizz, please add this option to all upcoming poll's "Other-leave a comment"
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MeltyButter #881
MeltyButter
24/05/2011
Infested Hatchery spawned and raised
Under overlords where I spent most o' my days
Speedin' round, maxin' in the spawning pool
And meeting with mah roaches, man they so cool
When a couple of 'rines,
They was way outta line,
Started 'ttacking on mah queenie's crawler spines,
Got in one little fight, Kerrigan got scared,
She said "You gone morph into baneling then we gonna get Lair"
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TheUnknown #931
TheUnknown
24/05/2011
@MeltyButter: Haha, that was amazing :P.
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AXlingfling #333
AXlingfling
24/05/2011
GAME OVER MAN!!!
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maartin #975
maartin
24/05/2011
Id board Battlecruiser , they say there are tasty unarmored civilians :)
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Sjager #436
Sjager
24/05/2011
ENneehehe i#@@e ikke iih
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Storpannan #439
Storpannan
24/05/2011
We're in some real pretty #*#* now, man!
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♥ this pole blizz, more of these!
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Eerion #161
Eerion
24/05/2011
They see me minin' they hatin'

OSSOM!
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Celly #991
Celly
24/05/2011
Awesome poll with awesome quotes, keep them coming Blizzard! <3
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Freedom #465
Freedom
24/05/2011
let's go around the nexus!!! viva rush! viiivaaa!
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SCXKill #622
SCXKill
24/05/2011
I would get some crack and some burrow. Then go rape some colossi.
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Shandar #532
Shandar
24/05/2011
Explore man, you know you can't take on a Zealot!
While you explore the chance of evolving to own the bastards are bigger!
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Shelandra #892
Shelandra
24/05/2011
At a Xel'Naga Tower, of course!
and if I were to be creative, I'd jump into a Spore Crawler, then use myself as a catalyst and shoot myself at the banshee, then kill the one in control, then assume command of the thing. Bansheeling reporting in!
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TheRandomOne #165
TheRandomOne
24/05/2011
Hiya Cindy :D
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Lizard #927
Lizard
24/05/2011
I'd go die to marine marauder ball rather then stay in mineral line and fight banshee....
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moloch #942
moloch
24/05/2011
Ya i love dem Banelings, so i gotta be one!
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Exterminator #113
Exterminator
24/05/2011
I liked the baneling one :D