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Since we already have Worst Commedy Lines thread, I tough we could make a similar thread about Starcraft Puns. Terrible Terrible ones.

So okay, I got first. How do you call a Starcraft player who uses legs instead of arms? A Protoes!

A baby baneling will die each time you make such bad jokes :(.

So, here we go:

What's green, runs and explodes?

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Green player's marines!

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With banelings behind them :P xDDD.

Okay, I'm bringing them baby banelings to extinction.

En Taro Tassadar

Your gona hate this one...

I am not a protoss...
I am a pro toss

Taro ruul asz

Why marines never eat? Because they're in quite a pickle!

Yes, die Banelings die!

What did the HT say to the DT?
"You're quite full of dork energy!"

I hate banelings.

What happens when HT hugs his fellow HT? They become archon ofc.

If you get an archon each time you merge 2 high templars, what would you get if you merge 2 low templars?

An archoff.

Yes, die, poor banelings, die xDDD.

What's the most popular movie that Banelings watch? Cradle 2 the Grave.

Elder Baneling teaches young Banelings how to blow up: "Pay attention, I'm going to show you only once".

What did the Reaper say to the Ghost?
"Look, I am your father!"

(Aweful referance to Reaper's saying "I make dead people" and Ghost being a ghost.)

what you doing? my poor banelings died!

Why does a Diamondback never stop?
Because it can shoot while moving!

Who is the best singer among the zerg?

Zerg Tankian of course

What did the goliath say before pwning his enemy?

THIS-IS-SPARTA(N-COMPANY) xDDD :P.

Who do you call when your nails get stolen?
Hammer Securities.

What do you call a protoss unlawfully living on korhal?






Illegal alien. Ba-dum tsh.

Meh, I guess I lost, because that was actually a great pun, not the worst.

What did the marauder say to the marine after they made a bet? "Oh, it's on!"

What Firebat says on a thanksgiving day?

My goose is getting cooked.

What did the Terran player say to the zerg player?

"Stop creeping up on me".

I know, I'm soooo punny.

Haha, I did it again. Ok I will stop making puns. Even though I like it. I actually entered a pun competition. I signed up some of my best puns so they could win the competition but sadly...
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no pun in ten did.

Ok, shutting up now.

Why did the Mutalisk not feel good?

He had worms...