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‘The weekend had started with a bam in Stormwind. The rumours spoke of a score - nay, three - no, a full company - of guards slaughtered in a pitched battle between the Dwarven and Cathedral districts. Many claimed to know a eye witness who …’

‘IC: By word-of-mouth, you might learn of a gathering planned to take place at The Crossroads. It is unclear who calls for this meeting but it seems to be aimed at the common folk, perhaps you should go see what the fuzz is about. OOC: Hello…’

‘News has reached Stormwind that the "Venture Co." run Oil-Rig, known as the "Slag-Works" has been taken over by a newly formed smuggling cartel within Kalimdor - The story is sketchy, not particularly exposing any details of great interest …’

‘From the creators of the First Gilnean Regiment and Puncture Science... ... Comes a brand new Alliance military guild. ! Created in light of the recent gap in proper military guilds, including the acknowledged and extremely unfortunate dow…’

‘Basically, I think it's silly when people pay, like, one gold for a drink at the bar, but the someone else comes along and digs out a couple of coppers for a similar drink. I was just wondering, how do people usually regard money in rp? Som…’

‘With the Blessing of Umbert, myself and another are Planning to bring the Argent Battalion back to life. To celebrate the return I am thinking of having a large social party event but I'm stuck for ideas about how to go about this so I need…’

‘bla bla bla on all those forums,..and complaining, wining and so on..and everyone keeps on playing blizzard games haha whether it is D3 or wow..they're the best ever haha sshls’

‘As the title says i am buying all 'blood of the mountain' for 1000g each. thats 1k gold. Please CoD them too me if you have any. many thanks.’

‘This is an event idea I've thought up very suddenly. Upon talking to Wolf, Rowan and Rithun, it's been regarded as an interesting idea. The basic premises for the event is that Mozeu, one day, read one of the evil books which the guards con…’

‘Posters can be seen in alleys, along streets and in taverns throughout Stormwind city. The following message can be read: The Royal Bank of Stormwind is currently offering jobs in the following sectors: Vault Guards Clerks Secretary If inte…’

‘I had this idea on my mind so I thought I'd just toss it out there. A group of treasure hunters and mercenaries who venture out into the most ridiculously dangerous and stupidly lethal areas of azeroth to claim long lost treasures and do th…’

‘hello everyone, me and 2 friends of mine are going to be playing through the night tommorow and are in need of a healer to heal dungeons through the night we have a tank, a mage and me so please come and heal some dungeons with us tommorow …’

‘What do people want from military focused roleplay? Is it realism, and to what degree? Do you want it to be all fun and games? Is training involved in it? I started wondering this a while back and thought I'd ask it here too since I'm curio…’

‘For the record, this is not my idea, it's Thurian's. I'm posting it here on his behalf. The basic idea was for a holy community, as the title suggests, to bring more holy RP to the server. Since it's a community, anyone holy from anywhere c…’

‘Another whinge thread. I accept the existance of Dwarvish blunderbusses, and Gilnean rifles. But I do not believe that revolvers, shotguns, and automatic weaponry exist. Ontop of this, firearms in this era would be single shot and take five…’

‘Righto, I've been struck by a sudden revelation, an idea with the potential to change the roleplay experience of Steamwheedle Cartel -forever! So I suppose you're all wondering what it is. I'll start from the beginning; for those of you who…’

‘Hello there! I am looking to obtain a Sen'jin Fetish (http://www.wowhead.com/item=45606#comments) I am offering to trade, and only trade, one of its Alliance counterparts. All except for the Elf reward. So thats one of: http://www.wowhead.c…’

‘I was thinking that in order to get the most out of Theramore before its imminent destruction on the 25th of September, we should have a big event in the city, perhaps culminating in a raid on horde cities?’

‘Kingdom of Lordaeron have officially 'disbanded', it's been an amazing year which has given me some great memories but all things come to an end. So. Yeah that's it.’

‘Shall we just cover this? Gilneas was totally locked up from about thirty years ago until two years ago. Arch Druids/ Arch Mages/ High Priests do not hang around in bars, getting into brawls and trying to get layed. Death Knights have almos…’

‘The Lordaeron Liberation Force is looking for young and passionate recruits to aid our cause in seeing Lordaeron return to its former glory! Do you have what it takes? is a friendly, heavy roleplaying guild mostly operating in the Hillsbr…’

‘Selling Reins of the crimson deathcharger on the Steamwheedle cartel server, mail me ingame if interrestet or post here and we can figure something out. Greets knoldspark’

‘Posted on walls, slapped on billboards and nailed to cross road signs and fences through out the Kingdom of Stormwind can be found a simple poster written on simple parchement. The poster displays the symbol of Stormwind the Mighty lion and…’

‘Hey guys, Before I go into great detail, I'm just wondering how many of you play Minecraft, and how interested would you be in a dedicated server for us to play on. If theres mild interest it'd just be a plain server without many plugins, b…’

‘It was still early in the morning, and most residents were still vast asleep within Stormwind's walls. The light of the dawn had started to seep through the clouds, falling unpleasantly into the Hunters eyes as she pounded nails into the re…’

‘So we have an art thread now, a thread for us to link our art. http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/4940487644 But how about a thread where we actually discuss how we approach the whole business? How, for instance, do we form a character…’

‘In the darkest cellar of Stormwind, well third darkest, but noone checks, a brilliant and twisted mind works creating a terrible biological weapon. As a puff of black smoke and a final bubble indicates its completion, the dark figure lifts …’

‘http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.2293782536381.2126496.1003573226&type=3&l=2fefedff1d Hope you can see it:)’

‘Based on a few requests, I made a small addon that makes it look like NPCs can talk/emote and gives you a couple of slash commands to make them do so easily. Everyone with the addon will see it just like the NPC were really saying/emoting i…’

‘Just a little fun post I stole from the Argent Dawn forums. Yes, The Argent Dawn forums. Those of you who like the throw the poo poo at the mention of AD might as well bugger off, it's childish and any poo poo throwing in this thread will h…’

‘Having seen it used a few times, namely by the Big Game Hunters and the like, I thought about trying to get it set up as a proper Server Institution - so here comes the Manifesto. The Steamwheedle Cartel Hero's Call Board! We all know what …’

‘Come on. Every character has a bit of backstory that they don't talk about but you wish would come up. A filthy secret from their past or just something they do in private. What are they? Eclyptic is an aspiring novelist, and actually crave…’

‘Hey, so all you aspiring Rpers should know that Fizzlespring. A.K.A Wolf of The Stormwind Guard, the center of the Pig and Whistle is now a charred, and flooded mess. People were saying to make a forum post about it, so by golly I did. And …’

‘He stood on the highest branches of Teldrassil gazing over the silent waters of the Great Sea. Stars shone bright beyond the invisible new moon and the coming midsummer filled Azeroth with unharnessed mystical energies. The moment of action…’

‘I'm willing to send anyone who would like scroll of resurrection a scroll - since it would help me out get the mount , also the person i scroll of resurrect i will help in game :-)’

‘Hello Everyone, I'm the leader of a new role playing guild. We are called Date with destiny and we are a group of mature players with several years experience in Rp and running guilds. We are looking for mature members who share similar int…’

‘Selling, Tabard of the lightbringer, On the steamwheedle cartel server, Mail me ingame if interrestet. or post here and we can figure something out. Greets knoldspark’

‘Roleplayers, unite! I'm from the AD server, here to adress a problem we seem to have everywhere; Campfires randomly appearing when you light them so that your entire marshmallow-roasting-story-telling-group has to move to keep up with them!…’

‘If your character had their own theme song, what would it be? From anything to a battle theme, to the theme of the place they reside at, or just a cool tune that fits the character. Mine would probably either be this - http://www.youtube.co…’

‘So I just stayed up all night, don't ask why, and I keep doing really stupid things. I just a while ago typed a full sentence composing of the word "the". My sentences tend to lseo srtuctre atfe wlhwilh. I was preparing a knife sandwich ear…’

‘In this World of Warcraft, everyone is of course mighty fearless heros who venture- Well, not really. What makes a character interesting is the way they're more realistic, and with things that people may be scared of in real life, like snak…’

‘Under construction. Going to be doing a new post soon after thinking and talking to some people.’

‘"Stormwind always had a fair share of drug-user's, but lately, it has become a more common thing - Loads of homeless on the street are injecting an orange like substance into themselves, which rumor tells is known as 'Crocodile' and has an …’

‘“Hold the flank!” a voice screamed “I said hold the flank, if they break through they’ll cut us off!” “There’s too many of them!” cried another “They keep coming from the snow, I can’t tell where they are!” a third joined in. The Captain li…’

‘((I know, the ideas here are not mine. But i always had a passion for Plato and i tried to merge his concept of Ideas inside the world of Azeroth! I found it quite fitting. Forgive my english skills, i hope you'll manage to read it anyway..…’

‘Hello fellow RPers, We`ve all heard the complaints about RP on Steamwheedle being guildbased. So my guildies and me have started with weekly public sermons. If you have no idea what it is, it is a speech on morals and moral dilemmas. Since …’

‘I was on LFRP and a topic started about Wrath content. So I will ask several questions to find out what peoples thoughts are on it and what people think is the best zone. What zone do you like the best for visual? and why. What zone do you …’

‘Well as some of you know there was a bit of a topic going on about this in the LFRP channel and so well here is the little video for it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58s7Ngf4bNc&feature=plcp’

‘After some time, you decide to stop by booty bay, take a drink and go to bed.. you do not notice the gender, or race of thouse drinking with you. so after a wild night. you wake up, and then. now, how would your character respond?’

‘So we all know Northrend, that big, snowy continent at the roof of the world. And for all it's greatness, I feel that some opportunities for good community RP events up there have been missed out on. Granted we've got Wolf's Icecrown Flashb…’