WoW jokes.

90 Human Priest
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Here's mine....

Someone pickpocketed High Tinker Mekkatorque. How can someone stoop so low?
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78 Undead Rogue
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Alterac Valley can only have one true king, and that is me the Leech King. <- my old WoW joke from before when everyone Leeched AV.
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80 Night Elf Druid
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Knock Knock

Who's there?

A gnome that can't reach the doorbell.

heard it in general
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85 Human Paladin
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"... I'll tell them you gave me a case of crabs."
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80 Night Elf Druid
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... I'll tell them you gave me a case of crabs.

hehe yeah that is a good one the "starter one is from wetlands called

.......when life gives you crabs

and then ofcourse

.........My sister Fanny
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85 Orc Warrior
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you know you play too much World of Warcraft when your girlfriend's panties are considered a rare drop!
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85 Night Elf Druid
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You know your addicted to WoW when you hit a dog with your car and you go back to loot it.

Made me LOL Tbh :P!
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85 Tauren Paladin
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Your mom is so fat that it takes 5 Warlocks to summon her.
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Why am I getting Dejavu...
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85 Night Elf Druid
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What did the rogue say to the Warrior Salesman?

"You charge too much!"
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70 Tauren Shaman
2480
You know you'r addicted to World of warcraft when you eat and drink at the same time.
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85 Troll Priest
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31/08/2011 21:59Posted by Wiglaff
you know you play too much World of Warcraft when your girlfriend's panties are considered a rare drop!


Oh, hi grandpa.

Yo mommas so fat, Brann Bronzebeard went in to explore her again.

From a GM I think: Uther was hanging out in Fordrings house when he noticed a big switch on the wall. He asked what it was for, and Tirion replied: "FOR THE LIGHT!"

Saurfang cleaved once before but he no longer does. He felt that one sundering was enough.

Edit: not a joke, but before exams I annoy my house mates by dramatically pointing and saying "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!"
Edited by Progenitus on 11/09/2011 02:51 BST
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85 Night Elf Druid
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You know when your addicted to WoW when your microwave dings and you congratulate it by saying "Grats!"
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85 Human Paladin
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You momma so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her!
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90 Goblin Shaman
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11/09/2011 03:12Posted by Muat
You momma so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her!


11/09/2011 02:44Posted by Robie
Your mom is so fat that it takes 5 Warlocks to summon her.


The fail is funny.
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85 Human Paladin
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11/09/2011 03:21Posted by Raiju
The fail is funny.


My bad. Didn't read after OPs post XD
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66 Troll Mage
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You know you play WoW too much when your microwave goes ding and you say gratz.
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You know you're addicted to WoW when you necro an almost-1-year-old thread about WoW jokes.
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66 Troll Mage
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Oh yes Gvstoned, I hadn't noticed that this is a necro'd thread! :P
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85 Blood Elf Paladin
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your momma is so fat, as she logs in she gets world explorer.
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