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Sticks an' stones may break m'bones, but swords will never hurt m- Ow. I take that back.

"NO! NOO! I NEVER MANAGED TO BUY THE UPGRADED TRIK..eee..."

Magical flowers and branches it is then! All mashed together to form a cube! The cube is shapened to a big flowery branch! And there it is! The legendary staff Dragonwrath, Tarecgosa's Rest!

Sounds amazing! : D

"You have won... for now. But know this I'll... be... back... and-"

First, is a dungeon. Full of humans, undead and dwarves. All wear black garments with red as secondary colour.

Secound, listen to this when you read.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL6UgLmwydY

Mobs...
-shooter (basic long range mob with a rifle)
-corrupter (close/middle range mob that don't fight at melee, but constantly shoots a damaging cloud that gives a dot and stacks 10 times. Healer has to not just heal, but sometimes cure the disease stacks. Since is cone damage... only tank face him)
-Assassin (stealth mob that fights at melee, but sometimes run away, go stealth, and does a 'scoped shot' that works as aimed shot. But this shot does 40k damage and does a bleed effect. It can be stopped just by CC it, or stun.)
-Bombarder (long range mob that fight with... a pistol. But he cast sometimes a explosive barrage. When he does it, he picks a rocket launcher, similar to the ones we find in wintergrasp. Has a 1.5 sec cast, and when shoots he sends 3 rockets against healers/ranged.)


The last boss-
(<----)
-is preparing a giant rocket.

Aggro
"What? What is this?!?! Argh, ya came to detroy me new baby, aren't ya? Ya shall die for dat!"
(its a long range battle. He keep randomly shooting you all and run around. Basically he can't be taunt, so he shoots anyone, anywhere.)

Summon mobs

"We are being attack! Come an' help yar superiors, ya dumb beavers!"
(first he summons shooters. Then 2 corrupters, 1 assassin and 2 bombardiers. All must be killed asap)

Headshot

"oh, ya weakspot is big as a watermelon..."
(He targets a random player and mark him. The player has 2 seconds to be saved, or die on the spot. To do it, the tank must bring a mob near the targeted player, and make sure it is on the cone of fire. When the boss shoots, the mob die instantly)

Kill a player

"Da brotherhood must prevail"
"Bullseye!"

20% health

"Gah! Ya will all burn!"
(besides the abilities up there, he will now throw flame bombs, that immolate players on the AoE explosion, and crippling shots, that does bleeding effect and 40% slow)

Death

"Ca'yn... i've failed you..."

"Death did not stop me...before"

20/05/2011 12:52Posted by Selthiras

"Death did not stop me...before"

There must be something wrong with me since I find this extremely cute. :'D

20/05/2011 13:01Posted by Ravenhair

I find this extremely cute. :'D

In that case you would probably find most things Selthiras does extremely cute. O.o xD

(( Nazgrim is a Really Evil Mage who hates basically everyone.....he causes freezing problems to every side of the faction IC so only right to get rid of this 'minor' setback and focus back on Deathwing.....yes again he will be in a instance =D ))

The raid enters a room of significance, it reminds them of the frozen halls of Icecrown back in the days the Accursed Lich King threatened Azeroth into domination..... in many ways The Frozen Room shows much pain and agony as it did during the Grim Times of the Lich Kings reign.

(( OOC the room resembles Sapphiron the Frost Wyrms halls only a little bit smaller and gives a de-buff 'Creeping Chill' that reduces all stats secondary and primary by 10/15% ))

Upon entering, Nazgrim looks busy planning his next move on Azeroth
He notices something isnt right and swiftly turns....he sees the raid and lets out a wicked grin.

"So....the High Dogs have finally noticed the Runt.....Stay your weapons friends and lets talk it over between us like a friendly society shall we? No? Ahh....You would rather kill me mindlessly than to learn of my purpose, Very well then.... I am just an old orc doing my bit for the world...but you and the High Dogs WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!!"

Aggro
"You are only a minor inconvenience!!! I will deal with you as i will with that reckless Son of Hellscream!!"

(( Every 30 seconds he will cast Empowered Frostbolt Volley until phase 2 of the encounter ))
"The Frozen Elements come to my aid!!! Die quickly now!!!!"

Wide Frost Nova + Strong Blizzard
"Stand Still and let me grant you a frigid death!!! *Laugh*

50% Phase 2 Starts
"ENOUGH!!! We have gone too far!!! No backing down no more!!!"

Nazgrim runs back a few yards and summons two huge Ice Elementals that immediately run to nearby Frozen Pillars and bigin hitting it rapidly, the result is that Stalactites begin to fall on the raid group (( Much like Pit of Saron Last Boss )).

he then returns to Phase 1 but with the Elements still keeping the Stalactite falling on the raid group that must be avoided until both Elements are killed.... (( suggest OH and a few DPS and healer to kill both ))

30% Health, Nazgrim becomes desperate
"No...NO!!! I will return the Horde to its rightful place!!! DIE!!!

He returns to Phase 2 and repeats it once again....but this time he spawns more adds that arent difficult and very easy to kill but spawn about 2 per 5 seconds and need to be killed fast or overrun and wipe.

20% health
he releases Blood Fury, increasing Spellpower and Frost DmG done by 30% but adds despawn, the huge adds still intact if not killed.

"POOR BLIND FOOLS!!! THE HORDE IS CORRUPTED AGAIN!!! HOW CAN I MAKE YOU SEE?!?!"

10% Health
He Laughs deeply and casts a channeled Cone of Cold that must be Spread amongst the raid to reduce damage for 30 seconds.

"I....still....have strength....To....DEFEAT YOU!!!"

Upon Death

"Why do you trust him??.....he is the beggining of the.....H-h-horde's....Fall. When that time....comes, Good Luck..."

Suddenly the Frozen Map breaks, behind it is a treasure Hoarde holding the Loot and additional gold that automatically goes to the GB if Guild Run or goes to the first looter upon clickety.

"Owh! Why would you do that...?"

Or some such! Also, his father was killed by a feral worgen back in Gilneas. The alchemists thought they had returned the mind to the Worgen, only to have it kill Thranor's dad the moment it was released. His dying words?

"Who.. let the dogs out?"

Aggro: Oh look how many proud warriors at once! I will beat mah record dis time!

Casts Thunderstorm: "ya see that bottomless pit behind ya?..Start praying.

Players falls to his death because of thunderstorm: HAHAHA, dat' always gives me a chuckle.

Death: I'm not dead ye..oh crap I forgot my reagents for reincarnation,AND I DIDN'T GLYPH IT!

-Murloc noise-

"My only weakness...*cough* loss of blood!"

(Upon entering room, instant aggro onto highest level member OR first to enter)
/yell LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYYYYY!!!

(Hammer of justice on whoever has aggro for first 5 seconds)
/giggle

(90% health)
/e heals herself back up to 95% two times.

(90% health (third time))
*!!@, I can't spam these keys fast enough!

(85% health) (Exorcism - brings aggro to 50%, one hit kills death knights and gnome warlocks)
(If someone dies)
/yell HELLS YEAH

(If nobody dies)
/yell HEALER STOP HEALIN'.

(50% Health)
/yell FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(1000% increased dmg and dmg speed.)

(At random intervals, mixed with healing of health up by 5%)
/yell HOLY LIIIIIIIGHT
or
/yell OH MY CHEESECAKE

(25% health)
/yell IDK WHY I'M EVEN HERE, WHERE'S MY TANK? I'M ONLY A EPIC UBER RET...

(10% health)
/yell FOR THE ALLIIIIIIIIANCE!... and my right to eat muffins.

(5% health)
(Everyone gets stunned, Frosthorn flees at 200% movement speed to the next boss - Stun is dispellable ONLY by druid shifters. She stops before the door, several 'maps' away, behind the mobs. she heals back to to 50%)
(whilst running)
/yell OMG HALP!!!
/e flails like some fish even though she is a spacegoat.

(at the door)
/yell OPEN THE DOOOOOOR!!!
/e is probably going to die. Stupid raid peoples!

(Back down to 3%)
/yell NOT THE FACE!

(Death)
SEVEN DAYS!

(When someone dies)
/yell LOL YOU DIED
OR
/yell OMG LOL
OR
/yell NOT THE FACE- wait, wait, wrong phase.

(Victory)
/yell OK BYE IM GOING TO EAT MY MUFFINS.

Well, I will join this

Aggro: Killing one grunt can't stop an army. I'm only distraction. Succesfull, as I can see.

Pet is killed: Micik? Noooo! I will make you pay for this!

Ressurecting pet: Cat have nine lives, right?

Using all cooldowns (soft-enrage): I never give up!

Group wipe with pet dead: Mahmeya kneels before Micik You paid the price of my victory, friend

Group wipe with pet alive: Cat food!

enemy killed: My arrows can pierce any armor!

Casting Gift of the Naaru: The Naaru had not forgotten us

Death: My life...for our Prophet. I...bought a lot of time...for the others.

Finally i join da ancestors of da darkspear, and da darkness eternal, at last...

Aggro: "You have angered the revenant!"

AoE: "You cannot kill one who has no life"
Army of the dead: "RISE IN THE NAME OF AZHEL!"
Pummel: "Do not even try to run"

Survives fight: "Tis only when it is too late... do you fully realise you are doomed..."

Death: "You... cannot kill.... that which has... no... life... I will only.... come.... back... I'm coming to get you...... blugh...."

Yeah, he will just come back... again and again until he finally kills who ever killed him, he has an oath to fullfill anyway

Just a funny one I came up with:

"Dang, I knew I shouldn't trust warlocks!! This soulstone is a fake!!"

On a side note, no offense to warlocks.

"I've had worse."

20/05/2011 21:12Posted by Azmof

"You cannot kill one who has no life"

Lol. Somehow this made me laugh Hysterically xD!