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Utterly dark and evil if you ask me! But they have their uses...


What do you think of the Worgen Curse? A Curse or does its benefits make up for it?

It looks like it itches a lot.

Does it itch?

I wouldn't know! As for me personally? Eh, I use a lotion.



Those are quite some eyes, are they from your mother's, or father's side?

*Wiggles the jar*
They're nice, ain't they? They belonged to Dad, though I have Mom's eyes back home.
I also have some nice mechanical eyes.
2.50 each, and now they see in colour!
Well, you can see red an' green.
The rest is black and white.
No grey, oddly enough.

How many mechanical eye replacements can I sign ya up for?

As many as you can install in my skull.


Look at me. Now look at your shoes. Look back at me. Look at my shoes. Those are your shoes. What just happened?

I have no idea, but can I have them back please, they were a gift...

Most annoying creature on Azeroth...Murloc or Naga?

Gnomes.

Which do you prefer, the polished mechanics of a Rifle or a artfully crafted bow?

Neither, to much effort and money

Why do people have spikey hair....?

It's easier to grab and toss them around with.

Better question would be why do they keep such hair even after being tossed around. I can imagine it being quite unpleasant.

Studies show that this strange hair behaviour is due to a strange receded gene in the bodies of everybody that gets spiky hair, wherein they return to a "hedgehog-like" state.
In nature, this would mean they grow an affinity for cvurling into balls and eating worms, as well as an aversion to milk, but in this modern age this behaviour is replaced with them spiking up their hair to become more "comfortable" with themselves as a hedgehog.
It is a terrible ailment, and one that we must help these poor people with.

Now, tell me, have you noticed any strange insects flying around Duskwood?

Good grace, strange insects around Duskwood? As if the wild worgen weren't bad enough!
*pauses for a moment*
But... I didn't notice any last time I passed through there. I did notice there was something strange going on around Raven Hill, but skeletons are hardly insects, are they?

Why do the undead still keep comming, now that the Scourge is supposedly defeated?

well, to begin with, the undeads there are not slaves of the lich king. they are of mobert fel or some odd fellow.

also does she not mean that he is dead, rather than defeated, or is there something we do not know about?

There is always something you humans do not know. If I were you, I'd settle your mare, gryphon or whatever you fancy as a mount and go check.

Why is it that humans ask "or is there something we do not know about?" when it is quite clear that there nearly always is?

We are secretly hoping to get a date with you blood elves.

Why do people wear shoulder pads that are bigger than their head?

To bolster the protection of your head. It's rather obvious, fool.

When did mine former home become a cesspit of scum and villainy? For several years now, to walk through the kingdom was akin marching through the Outlands.

Is it Lordaeron you speak of? If so, your kingdom is gone, buried beneath insanity and hunger of power of the Forsaken. Do yourself a favor and stay in what lands the humans have left.

Speaking of the lands you have left, do tell me, my Alliance fellows, why do you let the Horde throw you out of your lands with nearly no fight? They are not going to stop just because you vacanted some area, you know.

Lordaeron? Hardly. Stormwind!

((By pass this and answer Draedeis.))

do not ask me.. they kicked me out. sooo *Shrugs*

also I happen to have misplaced my jaw, have you seen it by chance?

I'm trying to assemble a body of my own, go away. Death is BORING!

Were you to be paid handsomely... would you ever be the host of a withering old Death Knight trapped in the Shadow Realm? It's quite boring, out here, alone. The Scourge has run out of powerful agents who know how to get here. I won't kill you, honestly, you can just sit in the recesses of my mi- YOUR mind until I've done my job, then you can carry on as normal.

Actually, I may have a body lying around... -somewhere-

also... I am getting short of bodies. do someone happen to have a few corpses they do not use? I will pay handsomely.