World of Warcraft®

Gilneas ofcourse, because its home... or what remains of it.

Would you betray your best friend if it would save your life? And if you refused would mean a certain death by toture and suffering.

Nope. I'd never betray my friends, no matter what.

Who would betray his/her best friend?

Everyone, pressed hard enough. Don't kid yourself - anyone will do anything, it's about making it that or an even worse option.

What have you done that you never thought you would?

I died.

What's your favourite quarter in Undercity? Uh, if some Alliance schmuck decides to answer this, just make something up.

If ze rumours are true.. Zhen ze apothecary, I vould give up my own eyes to vork zhere! No ethical guidelines, or vhiners, or.. ELVES! Just all ze equipment and test subjects you could ever vant!


In ze event of uhh.. Accidentally injecting an unstable explosive substance into a small animal, vhat is ze best course of action?

Depends on what kinda' animal we're talkin' 'bout. If it's small enough to throw, utilize the critter as a grenade! If it's too big to throw, um, run.


If you could wish for one thing, what'd it be?

To vork in ze Apothecary! And for zhis mouse not to explode in my house..

Vhat vould happen if I vere to somehow have non-intentionally mind controlled Mr Wigglespanner to flip out and murder everything in sight after hearink ze trigger word 'Gravy'?

Then I assure you Mr Wabbity would be on hand to eradicate any potential threat posed to me. Oh, and the rest of you lot, I suppose.

What's the most annoying thing you've ever come across?

*Holds up a mirror in front of the gnome*


Who'd win in a fight between the worlds largest Goblin and the worlds smallest Tauren?

gotta say the tauren he may be smaller but the mass far out weighs the goblin.

how much gold would it take for you to betray your principles?

None. A paladin should uphold his values, else he would not be a paladin.

Did you venture to the Northern icy wastes?

More like captured to it, then escaped to return for revenge.

Revenge... What does that means to you?

It means gettin' yer own back aye? I remember when I 'ad revenge once, me father stole a barrel o' ale from me private stash, so a bashed 'im over the head wi' a slipper! Oh we how we laughed!

If a very short, tough, human grew a beard, would he be a dwarf?

Of course not. He would be a very short, tough human with a sorry excuse for a beard.

How artistic are you?

I once arranged a series of landmines in the shape of a smiley face, how's that for art?


Wanna buy a safe* automatonic companion for a reasonable* price?


*: Implied qualities exaggerated by approximately 98.53 %

Why certainly my good goblin. how much would one take for that?

"are you even listening to what oher people asks and answers about the holy light? or are you just going on with whatever you have in the mind?"

Hrmm.. I like my hair today... Wait, what? Something about the light?

Quick subject change I think...

Does my bum look big in this robe...?

How should i know if it looks big in that robe, when i got nothing els to compare it with.
*A ghostly skulls flies over to Fredian and whispers in his ear*
My "friend" Charles would like to know how to... Seduce a Banhsee to get on a date.

Charles, why do you want to...
Consider your pay docked!
Wait, do I pay you?
Well, I'll add you to the payroll.
And THEN dock your pay.
By half.

I feel I should play this game fairly... Question, question...

Ah, yes. Do you think the Gilneans should embrace their new, um... extended-shaping capabilities... or should they try to overcome it and, ultimately lose the other form entirely?

Try to get rid of that filthy curse. it's a wretched thing. I'm sick of them standing around Stormwind like beasts and acting as such.

Why should we have the Gilneans in the Alliance? They abandoned us in our time of need.