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<looks up at the sound of Ahvie mentioning a pole>

eh?....ye's gonna gi' us dance lass?
...like tha' time o'er in Sh*ttrap...erm...Shagtrash...... ..erm....Ootland?

*stares at Scruttok*
Right, that's it! I vote for giving all dvarves speech-lessons so they vill learn ghow to properly speak common! Don't understand a vord of that dvarvish gibberish

*looks around the now deserted Tavern, pops open a Moonglow, slides a slice of lemon in it, and drinks it*

There's got to be some way...some way. I know there are some out there. I know there are some folks looking, I just have to figure out...

*taps a finger to her lip, pulls out a parchment, and starts writing*

Every third Thursday of the month....yes, that's it. The Taverns are the first Thursday, so this will be perfect.

*continues writing*

Open Musters, coming soon...

*arches a brow and eyes Ahvie warily* Open Musters? I fervently hope this will not result in my life being plagued by even more dwarves.

*smirks at Seldara* Well, as with everything in life, there has to be some give and take. And who knows, there may be some Dwarves out there that even YOU can tolerate!

*places a few bottles of whiskey on the table and smiles*
I ghave to go, it ghas been fun being vith you all for over three years *coughs and quickly lights a cigar*

Ghave a good one all, and I ghope to be visiting often, or ghave you all visit me!

*scoffs and crosses her arms* I HIGHLY doubt it.

*turns to Litheen* Ande'thoras-ethil, Litheen. I am certain your visits will be welcomed by all.

*grabs one of the whiskey bottles and drains it* It'sch been great having you around, Lith. Now maybe Schev might be able to convince you to have little mini Lith and Sev's? *grins and hiccups, then starts giggling*

Uh oh. Tani's going to have some fun tonight! *laughs uproarously*

Seldara surveys the wreckage from yet another drunken evening. Broken whiskey bottles and half-empty ale steins litter the ground. She rolls her eyes until she comes to a large, charred crater on the floor. She blushes for a moment, then snorts and mutters, "Wretched dwarf deserved it."

She begins picking up the debris, holding it away from her body with two fingers and a disgusted frown.

Would it truly be so difficult to bring some culture to this group? Dare I even say, some education? Perhaps the rest of you are content to drink yourselves into oblivion but I have rather higher aspirations.

What do you say, Ahvie?

Seldara awaits a response as she dumps an ale stein into a barrel of rubbish and hurriedly dusts off her hands.

*blinks at Seldara* Culture? *blinks again* THIS group? You DO realize who you're talking about, right? *smirks and picks up some of the broken bottles*

Education. I suppose a couple of us could use a bit of education. But that is what the Ahvie Limited Tours are for, right? *tosses the bottles into the rubbish barrel with a resounding CRASH* An education on this history of some of the finer places of Azeroth and Outland. And careful observation of the locals, in their natural habitat.

*mutters under her breath* We're just lucky there's not been any...major incidents...thus far.

Did you know we have another tour coming up on Saturday?

Thank you for the tour on Saturday. I am sure the uneducated amongst us learnt something new. Whether they will actually remember it in a day's time, however, remains to be seen. *rolls her eyes*

I'm just surprised you volunteered for the next one. *grins* I'll bet you have something up your sleeve, don't you? A fireball maybe?

*taps her lip in thought* Or perhaps you're just wanting to show that you're better at these tour things than I am? *grins again, winking*

You performed admirably and I shall follow in your footsteps.

As for fireballs, I will not hold myself responsible if any dwarves offend my sensibilities. You have all been warned. *narrows her eyes*

*looks around the guildhall and sighs at the drunken mess* How many times have I told these ruffians to clean up after themselves...

The Brigade is recruiting again. Some of them are nothing but alcoholic layabouts but the rest of us prefer to get things done. Whether the former or the latter, a home can be found here.

About time. You've been slacking after my departure, brigadiers. I expect you all to carry on the drinking now that your hiatus has passed.

On that topic, does anyone have a drink for me? I've been without one for way too long. It's been, like, fifteen minutes!

We might have been slacking Edwardson, but we all deserve a break, but we are now rolling and back in action, and we have a call for arms!

Here's your drink.

When are you going to stop slacking off and fill our ranks again?

By the way, if anyone see Tani please tell her to get back to work.

Merci.