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(H) ARTE ET MARTE 10m 8/8 Normal DS-YES WE CAN KILL IT!
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Edited by Gigzarina on 09/01/12 20:15 (UTC)
Arte Et Marte needs YOU! Yes, you there, sat at the desk, staring at the screen, reading this, now! YES YOU!
We are a 10man raiding guild, who have got some decent progress into HC Firelands (WOO EPIX). We raid 4 Nights a week; Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday and Monday. We pretend to have a social life on Fridays and Saturdays... We require you to sign up for three nights minimum a week, however, you might not be required each night you sign up for. We expect everyone to turn up prepaired and ready to roll for invites at 19:45 gametime, and we finish the raid at approx 23:00 gametime. We require the following: - 1 X Heals. Would prefer a Shaman, one who knows what totems are and doesnt spam Chain Heal - would take a Druid if the aforementioned Shaman does not materialise. - 1 X WARLOCK?!?!?!! Honestly I just put what they tell me too, but does this mythical creature even exist? Really? Theres is a class called Warlock?? They DPS?? THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD! (Although send us your app anyway, if we like you, we can try to squeeze you in. If your good, we have a Rogue who likes Clevage, the kind from standing in front of the boss, we need an excuse to get rid of.) Keyboard Turners need not apply. As far as the social side of the guild goes, well lets just say its not always PG. Therefore we would prefer not to have anybody of school age, although, having a low mental age will not affect you application. See our slacky Guild Master for an example. Please check us out at arte.azjol.eu. Please note, applications from female raiders, once verified, will be given priority as Isendor is a (mostly) harmless perv. |
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Edited by Isendor on 05/11/11 23:36 (UTC)
For the non-techie types out there (yes there are some) the guild website can be found at: http://arte.azjol.eu/
Look forward to seeing you there =) -Ise --- Also: @Gigz .....Isendor is a (mostly) harmless perv."Mostly" - Hrmph! |
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I disagree with your point on a tank knowing how to taunt, I would prefer one who knows when NOT to taunt. That is a lost f'ing art form these days.
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Tendency to kill rogues, always a plus :P
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/humpyyyyy
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Also extra credit if you used to be a gnome :P
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OOOOOOO
If were giving extra credit out... Apply now if you have ever killed Ked in some form of PvP!!!! you'll get bonus credit if you stomped on her dead body!!! |
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pffft... good job I don't pvp on this toon :P
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Edited by Desziras on 05/11/11 23:18 (UTC)
Shouldnt we just say here that we have real girls in the guild with real boobs, then all the horny nerds will flock to us right?
Wonder how much of that will get edited out.. *edit - apparently none! |
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Edited by Isendor on 05/11/11 23:38 (UTC)
It should be noted that Ked (Kedds) is also known as Kedarii (The Goblin Mage) - just for anyone interested ofc. But while we're on the topic of Credit for PVP Kills, bonus PR is also handed out for certified Kep kills (priest), and anyone that manages to get Rej killed on raid trash.
Damn straight, and by all accounts some pretty darn epic booooobies too! |
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I like to think mine are pretty awsum too, I blame the gym for that though.
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Manboobs are not FTW.
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HAH.
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you guys bore me
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I think I'm going to have to ask Gleisen and Neiss to hunt you down Kep :(
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You forget Des, we can kill him off in raids too!
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Thats a regular thing though, need something new and different for him.
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Yup, that's me. Guilty as charged!
You mean they are a funny shade of purple, right? |
