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Funny reasons for "Vote Kick"
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Got kicked from LFR for doing my job right.
Was tanking Spine and had the big add, some reason dps killed another tentacles...wuhu another big add and taunted it of them on me. It was serveral weeks ago, but I remember it was a mage who really I think f..ucked in his head insulting me...and more odd more people agreed with him...eh? My buddy tank was a nice fella had a good going and knew what to do both us...and he was a DK...go figure. |
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Someone once attempted to vote kick me for breaking their CC. Bearing in mind I was the tank and knew I could take the damage ( I was in a random normal, not normal HC, just normal dunny) with all 378+ gear, and they were CCing at random times, such as when there was just 2 things to kill. Thought that was pretty ridiculous.
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Got booted out of well of Eternity for daring to ask the druid tank why he had fully gemmed: Pro druid tank xD! |
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I've never been kicked for being a bad tank but I do remmeber a time when I was getting yelled at for not tanking Asira Dawnslayer in the correct place for "Casters". Stupid mage couldn't move a few steps forward while his spells were on cd? He claimed I F***** up his entire rotation. Some people these days. I'd like to meet them IRL and bash their head in.
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got kicked recently from a cata HC (tol'vir i think) for being top of the dps most of the way through, got to just before last boss and they kick with the reason 'too high geared' i mean seriously too high geared, just wanted the achievement
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exactly the same here. then i requeue'd and got same group....i lolled at them and left what dps have to remember is its no real skin off my nose, i insta q, they wait for hours |
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Just got kicked from a group because "I was pulling when healer was oom"
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/8858/wowscrnshot081812110023.jpg Thats just after first boss and I had to defend my tanking at least 4 times by that point, even though I never lost agro. As you can see he was on full mana. Don't have a picture of it since it was sudden but got kicked just before last boss. Made me sad and now I have a 30minute debuff. I get that the healer had problems (obvious mental dysfunction) and that he had one friend in the group with him. But I just don't get why the other group members kicked me. I had died twice but purely down to him not healing, had to use all my cool downs in a rotation just to stay alive because he was afk on most of the trash. Trying to focus on all the fun I was having before, but the 30 minute debuff is killing it :c |
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Edited by Tendra on 18/08/12 12:52 (BST)
LFR, Yor'sahj. The other tank, a warrior, is geared considerably worse, while the dps and healers also don't shine to say the least.
Warrior charges into the boss before I could run to it and starts taking a beating, so I taunt at 3 stacks of Void Bolt, which was immediately followed by taunting back. I taunt again, with the same result, and the warrior says: "FFS pala stop taking aggro I'm tanking", by which point he already had 4 stacks and was nearly dying with each hit. Eventually rather weak healers couldn't keep him up, he died and never received a combat ress, I finally took the boss and rest of it went considerably better. "Kick pala tank" was what the warrior said, and rest assured I got kicked. Edit: grammar |
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I shared this one on healers forum, but on their therapy lounge. And since it actually made me laugh i share it amongst tanks as well.
Yours truly, thinking why not level another dk - gets this superawesome worgen maxed, pimped with some craftables and ready-set go! I received my 1st kick of "life-time" because tank thought i wanted his trinket. As afterall I was wearing a green strength and blue tank trinket. I had levelled as tank and not yet gained JPs for the dps trinket jet. Out dpsing two of the dps was not enough, but hey if its a DK with green trinket and tank trinket it must be she be rolling the stamina-dodge trinket. A trinket no proper tank wants anyway :P |
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I was doing end time and we got to Murozond. The guys I got in my group were all RPing the whole way through. It was pretty funny. So anyway, on Murozond and we have to deal with the groups first so I ask if anyone can CC a caster to make things easier.
A Goblin Rogue says "We just run in and burst them down. Maybe we die, maybe we don't. Just you be our meatshield and let us do the real work" I was more than confident I'd survive the pull just worried that it would cause us way more hassle than it needed to. So we run in and I pull everything. After a few seconds I see that the Rogue has aggro on one of the melee mobs. I could do the responsible Tank thing and pull him off but I just let him kill the rogue while I focus my attention on keeping the other stuff on me without putting out AOE so that the rogue can't drag him into me. The rogue goes "OH MY GOD WHY DO I HAVE AGGRO? TANK HELP!" I watched him die and then threw my shield at the melee and typed in party chat "Maybe you die" I got vote kicked for being a dick. We survived the pull sans the rogue and it was very straight forward. I still count it as a moral victory. |
Got booted out of well of Eternity for daring to ask the druid tank why he had fully gemmed: Oh God. Being the same class makes me *ashamed*. |
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I was almost kicked for doing too low deeps in the awful HoT dunnies.
Was allowed to stay on when i explained that me, being an Affliction warlock can't even begin to get my hot's ticking against you, having about twice my ilvl and being classes with a lot more burst... "Ok but do try, m'kay" |
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"Stopped pulling so we were able to kick"
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Edited by Batphone on 26/08/12 14:47 (BST)
me " ready guys?"
Me " oh look the hunter pulled I guess he wants to tank" Hunter " oh look the warrior is a slacker" ( despite just zoning in and asking Ready) Me " oh look the warrior is going back to orgrimmar! Rest of the group * insert butt hurt comments Your skill fishing skill improves by 200. |
In Grim Batol (which by then i had successfully tanked and dpsed at least 5 times) I was in a pug that was wiping on last boss. Tank simply would not wait and pulled immidiately. After third wipe I typed this sentence. All right let's slow down i will explain the tactics for this fight for those who don't know. The Tank (A Paladin) Immidiateley typed FUDK!! and then I got kicked. You sir, made my day! We should eat those pala's, right? |
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I've kicked someone for liking 9gag
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''Being too annoying''
Was helping a friend (hunter) level. So me, the hunter (82) and a Mage frind (85 395 PvE ilvl) Does some normal dungeons. We get Throne of the tides. We get a druid dps and a priest healer. So the dungeon bonus + Priest stam buff + MoTW im at around 225k and taking no damage at all in there. We get to the boss and the healer says afk 5 mins, need a smoke. Me thinking. well. I can survive. So i pull and do both Lady Naz'jar and Commander Urt'hok without the healer, and by the time he gets back, were at 3rd boss. He starts flaming me and going like ''I dident get the chance to roll on the loot now'' ''Noob tank'' ''Wait for you're healer !@#$tard'' And goes on like that for some time. I actually apoligize for not waiting since he needs the gear. (lvl 80 newly dinged not SoR) and tells him that he should just go offspec if he has one, since i dont need the healing. With me doing 25k and my mage friend doing 40k we were bursting through the dungeon like hell. I dident even get below 90% through trash or the 3rd boss. still i get kick for being annoying.. So my mage friend and the hunter, ofc leaves aswell, since were in same guild, so we wanted the guild xp aswell. we que up again, and since im a tank its insta que. Same group again, waiting infront of last boss. we go in and pull. And then we left again (yes i know its %^-*!y. But they dident deserve being boosted by around 70k dps when they treated me like so. Also on my 407 Hunter PvE gear in a normal dungeon, because i was bored. I got kicked for aggro. Tank was lvl 81 with dps gear doing 3k. I did around 41k Average.. So ofc i had aggro. I made my pet tank the boss and killed it. And got kicked for doing so. (yes i know im writing alot. But i got 1 more) I also heal on a shaman. When it got 353 ilvl i entered a HoT to try. I had some dps gear. And only 65k mana. We had a HC DS geared hunter doing around 35-40k dps. He raged about me needing MB after each pull. Trash too, ofc. He linked 1 of my trinkets, a stamina one. And started flaming me for having wrong gear. The tank then stepped up and told him to stop it and look at my gear, and that i was doing great for my ilvl. The hunter tried to kick me with the reason ''NOOB HEALER WEARING TANK ITEM!?!?!?!?!?!'' I kicked him with reason ''Retard'' We got a mage. With hc gear aswell. Who actually was pretty nice and respected i was new there. Noone ever died. Not on Sylvanas (not even that stacking trash thing) or on Jaina, og Murozond. Dat feelin' |
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Got kicked once from the hour of twilight instance. After the arcurion boss i looked at recount and this is what i saw: LOL wowowow. |
