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Character reaction game
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Simple rules - make a roleplay scenario and the person who posts next has to say what they would do in such a scenario and then the next poster will answer the new question etc. Just for fun. :)
You're in tanaris and after a long walk you go to gadgetzan for refreshments when a goblin woman comes and flirts with you, her nails are long and her hair is patchy and balding. (simple one to start off :P) |
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I would give her a fake bag of gold to divert her attention, then I would most certainly run away!
You are trapped in a part Desolace still barren, with little or no food on you and you are weakened from hunger. A traveller happens approach you from nowhere and he has food, but he is greedy will only give it to you for a price. You, however, are broke. What do you do? |
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Edited by Runeweaver on 21/02/12 13:03 (UTC)
Laught and start walking.
You have enjoyed yourself the night before in the local tavern, yet you have now awoken in a basement in a distant location. The cellar door is locked. What do you do? |
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I'm a death knight, I punch a hole in the door and pay the person who owned the house I'm in a little visit.
You get the cutest of cats landing on your shoulder, but no matter how hard you try - it won't loosen off, though you haven't used violence (who wants to hurt a tiny cutiewutie kitten?!). What do you do? |
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Edited by Ashkaar on 21/02/12 13:14 (UTC)
Incinerate it until it burns off.
You ask a mage for a portal but something goes wrong and you find yourself traped inside of Stormwind Stockades. What do you do? |
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I strip of my clothes and cleverly disguise myself as a normal common bull.
You just got run over by a Tauren on a kodo. Nearly all your bones are broken but you survived. You have 9 months recovery time, how will you spend it? |
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Edited by Zulek on 21/02/12 13:25 (UTC)
Kill as many humans as I can before I am slain! (stockades)
I would spend my time drinking ale and smoking various herbs - what else a troll be doing?! (kodo) You find yourself slaying kobolds when you suddenly come across a baby Draenei, there is no sign of a note or anything to indicate where it has come from, what do you do? |
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Edited by Kîmberly on 21/02/12 13:27 (UTC)
I spend it wondering what a Tauren on a Kodo was doing in Duskwood and studying up the most effective and most painful ways to end a Tauren's life and find something in the middle ground between the two. (Kodo)
I drown the blue Daemon in holy water like the racially ignorant woman I am. (Baby Draenei) Your teeth fall out due to a surprise std that is only carried by Kodos. |
Kill as many humans as I can before I am slain! (stockades)I'd pick the draenei child and carry him / her to the nearest neutral settlement. After a moment of asking around for his / her parents I'd have to decide if either tending the baby as long until there's a better solution or travel to an orphanage. Perhaps a friendly alliance could deliver him / her there. You've accidentally tripped and crashed against the alchemists table in a village. She is angrily shouting at you while you seem to begun growing in size. What do you do? |
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Edited by Ashkaar on 21/02/12 13:37 (UTC)
....I'd put on my normal charm! Woud work better while a size bigger too.
You have snuck into the royal library and suddenly you find yourself tripping over. Helplessly you fall into one of the bookshelves that seem to hold the oldest slection of valuable books. You basically land on top of it while every noble around you stops and stares. What do you do? |
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Stumble to the fountain before my hair makes contact with the fire.
You walk around in Grizzly Hills enjoying the music and you turn around to find out a large band has been following you all this time. What do you do? |
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I request "Free Bird by lynyrd skynyrd" and continue walking.
You're walking through Grizzly Hills when suddenly you are greeted with stampedes of wildlife being chased away by a Worgen and a gut-busting Guitar solo. |
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I attack the worgen.
You`re walking thru the Undercity when you see a strange forsaken attacking critters, and charging your pet parrot. |
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I'm not against talking reason to the Forsaken, if he's able to see any.
Still; I also don't care much for pets. After one too many drinks in the Salty Sailor, you find yourself shanghai'd into the service of Captain Gizzlegear, notorious Goblin captain of the Bloodsail. It's a long, long way to shore... |
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I pull a Grim Fandango on him and within the year I'm the one leading the crew.
You are attacked at sea by the notorious Bloodsail pirates and their feared captain, Sawtooth Bellmonte. They offer you your freedom in return for information on a Tauren who was spotted two years ago carelessly roaming Duskwood on his Kodo. |
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Take freedom myself and kill the interfering pirate scum. FIRE THE CANNONS.
Also send a letter to Stormwind informing them of the tauren in Duskwood along with subtle insults pertaining to their inability to keep their borders secure. You have the option of either reporting a Horde/Alliance force passing through Alliance/Horde territory or ignore the force completely. A simple question, but a simple answer could result in a lot of deaths. |
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Edited by Tharmok on 21/02/12 14:38 (UTC)
I report it to Hellscream!
You are surrounded by three horde members. A goblin who wants you to test his explosive pillow, an orc sergeant who wants you to do thousand laps. And a male elf who wants to ask you out on a date. Who do you choose? |
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I fall down from my chair and faceplant the tavern floor.
You come across a large shirtless muscular draenei male who asks you if you would like a banana. What do you do? |
