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Characters you can't wait to see the back of...
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Edited by Quintus on 19/02/12 00:15 (UTC)
I usually see threads about characters people like, characters people want more of but it's not often I see threads about characters people want gone, killed of etc.
So, which character do you want removed from World of Warcraft, be it they just slip into the background Jar Jar Binks style, or they die. I'll kick off proceedings... Brann Bronzebard Why? - Should he return, we will no doubt end up having to enact some painfuly boring sequence in a dungeon which gets boring pretty fast, with terrible lines such as "What do you think I'm here for, tea and biscuits?" How... - I want it to be such a painful, and well deserved ending for this Dwarf who brought misery to my days of WotLK dungeoneering experience. I'm thinking he falls into a pit full of Troggs... "Troggs, why'd it have to be troggs?" |
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Edited by Zenera on 19/02/12 00:54 (UTC)
Garrosh Hellscream
Why? he is a douchey, hot-head moron with a perverse sense of honour How? Elvis.....you know......just with ribs Malfurion Stormrage Why? A crass lack of understanding to his infinitely cooler brother, illidan......He is a tyrant to tyrande...Im convinced he is a mysognist in a matriarchal society How? His damned horns grow rapidly into his own brain and dies Johny Awesome Why? He is one of the most pathetic references in wow ever.......The guy he is a reference (in my opinion) is Johnny Bravo who is way cooler......Johnny Bravo goes "HUH HUH" in front of women and they promptly punch him.......which oddly continues to be funny....Johnny Awesome screams "TWINKLES NO" or something How? Twinkles SHOULD EAT HIM.....then cthulu should appear and personaly thank the spectral horse |
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You sound very angry. |
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I'll make it top 3 to keep the list from becoming unecessarily long:
1. Malfurion. 2. Thrall. 3. Varian Wrynn. It was hard to choose the third one, but then I realized how epic the assassination of a king would be, not to mention that it would mean we could avoid the all the 'high king' shizz and have Varian die as a really cool character rather than live as a poorly written mary sue. |
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Edited by Ursala on 19/02/12 01:30 (UTC)
Harrison Jones.
It was cute in Zul'aman, but Uldum was too far. |
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death to:
1) malfurion 2) thrall 3) Tirion 4) lor'themar (puppet do nothing, get a real leader) 5) Anduin (I think wuv solves everything!) 6) Jaina so much, but let us wait and see what happens in the novel and pre MOP event |
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Malfurion Stormrage Ha. I love the bit in Well of Eternity at the end which goes something like this: Tyrande: Malfurion! Malfurion: Hush Tyrande! Makes me laugh everytime. |
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Alexstrasza
Rhonin Vereesa Windrunner Thrall/Go'el Halduron Brightwing (used to like him, just can't trust him anymore) Gallywix (if he ever appears in game again! xD) Moira Bronzebeard Taela Everstride (ignorant pleb) Caladis Brightspear Malfurion & Tyrande |
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slyvanas (to badass)
Darius crowley (an ignorant slob faced coward) Anduin wyrnn (cheese varian off) Tyrande (destroy the hope of al Nelv lovers!) Alleria (make the helves cry) lorthemar ( gets manipulated constantly by forsaken) Malfurion (nature hippie) Tirion (who the hell sits in his throne room or whatever and just watch as the forsaken grind his work to dust?) Garrosh ( hot headed fool, screwed up sense of honour....Orc...) WARNING: Not all of these are serious like slyvanas should actually be kept alive etc...just dont flame me! |
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Edited by Maievs on 19/02/12 12:27 (UTC)
Really don't want to have say this, but Thrall. He's a character who's practically always portrayed as perfect (despite being far from it in controlling the Horde), a character who somehow went from "You're not really much of a shaman, more just a warrior with a bit of shaman" to "THE ONE AND ONLY ASPECT OF THE EARTH!!! MY DRACONIC POWERS PALE BEFORE YOURS OH MIGHTY GO'EL" (okay, maybe not quite that bad, but still), a character so awesome, that he's got him self a woman to dedicate her life to serving him, and yet it's suggested that he'll go back to leading again, after being in our faces for two patches? Screw that. He needs to be out of politics, and make good on the shamaning thing. Don't take all your knowledge, all your diplomatic immunity and give it back to the horde. Just keep him away from us, we don't need an entire run down on his life (and non-life)!
I mean, I can handle Malfurion if he just steps away from leading the Night elves. I can handle Varian if he doesn't strangle the other races. I'm cool with Garrosh as long as he isn't made a walking parody. But Thrall? No, too perfect, far too much, too soon. No. Oh, and Brox. I don't care if you say "It was the Axe that wounded Sargeras!!!", the fact that he even survived long enough to meet him, and then get close enough to wound him's a problem. Then there's the fact that Cenarius gave a guy from a wholly alien species who he'd only met a few minutes ago a weapon powerful enough to wound sargeras, and Never gave anything like that to people he'd known for millenia, who he knew were actively hunting down demons is just silly! Even then, its odd that he was powerful enough to make stuff that could wound sargeras, but never used that when he was attacked by orcs (razor vines? Shouldn't be an issue. Sentinals armed with arrows that rip stright through orcs? Why were they even able to be attacked?!). Or was it just that Brox was awesome enough to make it wound Sargeras, which is back to the first problem. |
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Malfurion, Thrall and Varian.
Fixes the majority of problems. |
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Jaina proudmore, cant wait for her to turn evil so i can hand in her head to someone.
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1. Horatio Laine
2. Harrison Jones... The first two - because I don't think that WoW is the place for obvious pop-culture references, that are spoiling a great atmosphere 3. Jaina (please, kill her) - she's a pathetic crybaby 4. Thrall - send him into background for a while, I'm tired of him |
I want to see the back of -you-. Moira is awesome. I want to see the back of Varian. Whilst he's face down on the floor bleeding blood everywhere for invading Ironforge. >:( |
The back? If there's still one left you haven't done a proper job have you! |
