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How I Ended up Paying 100 Euros for a Taxi Ride
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Sit around children and let me tell you a tale. The plan was to play shot chess (where you play chess with shot gasses and every piece you lose you drink.) and then go over a friends house where I'd play poker. I ended up ditching poker and my friend took me to the bar/club he works at. He left me with 2 of his friends to buy me drinks, I was already quite drunk from the vodka they had offered me, he left me to go pick up his girlfriend from the train station and go back to his place. After that, I don't really remember much. According to sources, I attempted to make out with a friend and start talking about blow jobs. I got home in a taxi at around 11:30 PM. I apparently threw up in the taxi, the guy followed me to my door and request my dad for 100 euros to pay, even though the materials to clean such a mess would cost less then 5 euros. We gave him 50 and told him to GTFO. I woke up today morning feeling better than ever, somehow I always end up drinking on a day where I've had nothing to eat prior to partying. And that is the story of how I had to pay a taxi driver 100 euros.
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http://tinyurl.com/6x9mm5b
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What about the bit where that guy touches you!
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Is it 100 euros or 50 euros? I'm confused..
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I payed 50 from my pocket, not sure what was payed in the end. I lost my phone as well, mofo stole it I bet.
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Dunno if u have tried to clean a car that has been puked in.
1. It takes an awfull lot of time. 2. He has to clean up UR puke. 3. The smell is there for a long time, guess how many people wants to ride a taxi that smells like puke? 4. U ruined the taxi drivers entire evening, no more customers for this fella. I think 100 euro is pretty cheap for that.. but maybe its just me? |
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Hoodlum.
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So you, as a man, tried to make up with a man and started talking about blowjobs...
Dafuq did i just read |
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I remember a friend throwing up in a cab, the cab didn't get pissed off, but my friend was sober enough to throw up on his jacket instead of all over the floor, as I did according to the driver. We didn't have to pay when my friend threw up though, guess it was less of a mess.
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I puked after drinking once; Toilet Duck.
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people getting drunk combining memory loss, vandalism, being rude and throwing up has been around since the stone ages (10k bc.). You are lucky the driver didn't beat you up. It reads as your trying to start a blog, I recommend twitter orso.
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You gotta do it right, if you puke you wait till you get home, or back to a hotel/B&B or whatever so other people clear it up without you getting charged.
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I was sick in the 1st class carriage on the train back from Leicester about 12 years ago, i got away with it!
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