Topic You wake up next to the above poster
Steamsprocke
Steamwheedle Cartel
Steamsprocke
90 Gnome Rogue
7600
Cindy blinks awake, curled up in a ball of bed-covers, having left none for any of the occupant(s) of the bed. She glances groggily over at Lee, sighing and running a hand through her now-loose hair.

I guess...meh. Could've been better, but hardly the worst I've had. Just don't tell anyone I've just spent the night with the man employed to clean out the Guardhouse cells, eh? Hehe.

And, giving Lee a final poke, she resumes sleeping.
Jaeck
Steamwheedle Cartel
Jaeck
43 Human Rogue
290
*Opens his eyes, squinting at the small figure beside him. He yelps and gets up a little too fast, falling out of bed, taking most the covers with him.
He flails on the floor for a moment, lost in the mass of covers*
''Arg! Not a Gnome.... NOT A GNOME!''

*He manages to gain some sort of composure... and crawls out of the room, leaving the covers behind*
Yngvar
Steamwheedle Cartel
Yngvar
82 Undead Death Knight
5535
(Comes to next to person, and stares at them with his icy blue glowing eyes.)

"...this is not what it looks like, I assure you."
Restan
Steamwheedle Cartel
Restan
74 Worgen Rogue
6445
*stares blankly at the death knight for a moment, before screaming*

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH! THE FECK DID I DO LAST NIGHT?!"

*scrambles out of the bed and jumps through a nearby window*
Fizzlenok
Steamwheedle Cartel
Fizzlenok
81 Gnome Warrior
780
*fizzlenok stares up at the sleeping worgen, before clicking his toolbelt, activating his stealth field. he carefully sneaks off, without leaving a sound*
Mizzy
Steamwheedle Cartel
Mizzy
68 Gnome Rogue
6815
*yawns* Oh hi, handsome. Any bruises or cuts? The last two complained.
Also, where's my breakfast? I NEED MY BACON!
Mozeu
Steamwheedle Cartel
Mozeu
85 Gnome Warlock
3515
"MIZZY! OH MY COG WHAT THE FEL?!

You are NOT getting extra pay for this!
Tell Osc and I'll kill you.

I feel violated. This isn't even...oh cogs, that time-...you with Fezda and Gnogg.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWH!

I'm moving to Outland. Now. Don't bother visiting."
Fizzlenok
Steamwheedle Cartel
Fizzlenok
81 Gnome Warrior
780
*Cough* Erhm.... Good morning?
What in all that is sacred, am I doing here?

*crawls away, leaving his arclight spanner behind*
Louise
Steamwheedle Cartel
Louise
85 Human Death Knight
11565
*Screams in fright, throws enormous temper tantrum and tries to murder gnome, passers by, their mounts, and their mothers.... and accidentally chops own leg off in process*

((Silly old Lou))

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