World of Warcraft®

I hope you shapeshifted, because I really don't like tusks.

But I do think I had a nice night since trolls are kinda flexible ^^

I really gotta stop giving ladies random drinks....

THERE WAS A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!

*carefully steps over the huge cat on the floor before sneaking out*

Hrm.. *ties up* Score!

Well I suppose a nice looking human is better than that crazy amazon elf.

*Picks up Bentspring and hugs her* what?.. gnomes are like teddybears!

*Runs in a circle while screaming*

you kinda cute.
you probably don't think same about me D=

Oh no what is this!

For the love of Doomhammer...! *Grabs the human and charges out the window, hoping to land on the human, not caring if it is the other way around, though.*

*Turns over in his sleep, looks at orc, turns back over, and picks up his axe.*

Meh, hell i ain't even mad *Arms spread out to sides.*

*Narish laid here, under the silky sheets which were molding her sky-clad body, her hands were fold over the blanket leaving only her fingertips to show that she had dragged to cover her whole, up to her jaded eyes, livid and unblinkingly staring at the ceiling. Sometimes her head would tilt to the side glancing at the sleeping beast next to her, almost unnoticeable, fearing to wake it up, she thought:*

"This remind me of the story people used to tell me, and its moral: "Crying wolf damages the credibility of the precautionary principle, as long as there is no harm done, one can't simply assume a threat." Perhaps this is not as bad as I thought, if anything, I will have to know the reason as to why I am in this bed."

*She glanced silently again at the wolf*

"I must find out."

*wakes up and ponder if it is better to ask her to stay in the bed or send her back to work, hmmm nope she does not need to work more*

"How you doin'?"

"looks at the human"

"hey there :D"

"stands up and walks off into the woods"

<.wakes up, grabs sword.>

Score...

Seems legit.

Which bottle did you jump out of?