Topic Please nerf Human female look !
We are all gathered in the flag room, buffing up, shouting and yelling – preparing for a mortal combat of life and death. Courage is high and we are sure of victory. The gates fall and I charge out taking the graveyard exit, I approach midfield, dismounts, shields and get ready to land those deadly attacks against our enemy when I suddenly see …..her
There she is – the human female. With long golden hair, deep blue eyes and a slim feminine body. Her bum gently bouncing from side to side as she elegantly moves towards me. Surrounded by an ice barrier she is a goddess in a picture frame. An attack is imminent and by now I should be dispelling, I should be mind spiking, mind blasting and dotting – but I just can’t. My courage fades as I gaze at the beautiful Femme Fatale in front of me.
Frostbolts and ice lances starts hitting my like a ton of bricks, shatters my shield and my health drops fast. But yet I do nothing. I literally stand frozen in utter apathy. My fiend put’s up a heroic fight but to no avail and seconds later I am once again a ghost at the graveyard –a poor victim of the human female beauty. I know I should but I just can’t make myself do it.
Dear Blizzard, please nerf the female human look cause it’s ruining my game!
Thank you thank,i ll sign u an autograph<3 :D