World of Warcraft®

We are all gathered in the flag room, buffing up, shouting and yelling – preparing for a mortal combat of life and death. Courage is high and we are sure of victory. The gates fall and I charge out taking the graveyard exit, I approach midfield, dismounts, shields and get ready to land those deadly attacks against our enemy when I suddenly see …..her

There she is – the human female. With long golden hair, deep blue eyes and a slim feminine body. Her bum gently bouncing from side to side as she elegantly moves towards me. Surrounded by an ice barrier she is a goddess in a picture frame. An attack is imminent and by now I should be dispelling, I should be mind spiking, mind blasting and dotting – but I just can’t. My courage fades as I gaze at the beautiful Femme Fatale in front of me.

Frostbolts and ice lances starts hitting my like a ton of bricks, shatters my shield and my health drops fast. But yet I do nothing. I literally stand frozen in utter apathy. My fiend put’s up a heroic fight but to no avail and seconds later I am once again a ghost at the graveyard –a poor victim of the human female beauty. I know I should but I just can’t make myself do it.

Dear Blizzard, please nerf the female human look cause it’s ruining my game!

I lol'd :D

this is... beautiful.

this happens if you play too mouch with an undead char.

Nerf mage thread in disguise.

I feel the same with undeads.. highly exhilarating.

I fell the same with the drenei chicks even with the death knight ones. am i weird?

01/05/2012 09:51Posted by Demidov

Nerf mage thread in disguise.

Beautiful.

Just wait for the updated character models. ;)

if they are even gonna be there... Like the dancestudio... Still waiting for that !@#$ Blizz =P

01/05/2012 09:08Posted by Aphexx

There she is – the human female. With long golden hair, deep blue eyes and a slim feminine body. Her bum gently bouncing from side to side as she elegantly moves towards me.

Thank you thank,i ll sign u an autograph<3 :D

01/05/2012 09:20Posted by Zoliax

this happens if you play too mouch with an undead char.

lol'd

lol

01/05/2012 09:51Posted by Demidov

Nerf mage thread in disguise.

Of course, but the nicest one I ever saw! ;-)

10/10 OP! :D

Absolutely brilliant!

Her bum gently bouncing from side to side as she elegantly moves towards me.

Now you see why gnome and goblin's are rolled, huh?

Thanks OP!

Great post!

You must be Shakespeare long lost relative
/bravo

01/05/2012 09:57Posted by Barzinho

I fell the same with the drenei chicks even with the death knight ones. am i weird?

yep you are :|