Topic You wake up next to, the Poster above. How do you react
HA! It takes one to know one, and you should know! You bloody elves keep cropping up like termites!
Goldrinn give me strength... were your choice of hair colour not so fetching you would of ceased to exist long ago!
Listen, this is becoming such a common occurrence that either we learn to cope with one another or you become nothing but a stain upon my claws.
Either way, we would hate to ruin that hair of yours. You must put so much effort into it!
*Awkwardly stumbles out of the bed and leaves the room, taking the duvet with her.*