Topic [H] RP-PVP 'Bilgewater Cartel'
Edited by Chassis on 15/09/12 18:57 (BST)
As it currently stands.
(A deceptively professional leaflet is in your mailbox!)
“You may wonder what the Bilgewater Cartel can do for you! Well wonder no longer for we’re here to tell you and provide answers to any questions you may have! Where to even begin?
Well how about I start by making it clear that the range of positions is truly massive! We employ Goblins ranging from the utterly unskilled to the utterly skilled; from the weak to the strong; from the ugly to the gorgeous; from the unambitious to the ambitious! There is always somewhere we can place you!
The Goblins of the Bilgewater Cartel have come a long way since being evicted from our home by Deathwing. From a new home in Azshara the Bilgewater Cartel are back in the race and empowered by economic success within the Horde! Goblins of all social standings work tirelessly to reach greatness: whether it be climbing the corporate ladder; or chasing a military career in the Bilgewater Battalion. The Bilgewater Cartel ensures relative job security to any Goblin working under it's wing!
To be cut off, and returned to address.
First Name(s): :________________
By signing this I agree to the Terms and Conditions.
((Very small print -nearly illegible))
Terms and Conditions: I agree that my employer may place me in any position of his/her choosing. I declare complete and unwavering loyalty to the Bilgewater Cartel and all it stands for, not exclusively to the company objectives but also to the pleasure of the great Trade Prince Gallywix. I agree that I may, at any time, be conscripted into the Bilgewater Battalion to fight for causes that I may or may not support, and may be actively against. Should I act out-with these terms and conditions, I donate my life to Goblin research, to further the technological and alchemical advances of the Bilgewater Cartel.
Edited by Chassis on 15/09/12 19:13 (BST)
An Out of Character overview.
I do hope I successfully managed to communicate the general theme well enough in that previous post. But if not… well firstly let me apologize for that, and I’ll try to explain it a little better -in plain English this time.
The ‘Bilgewater Cartel’ is a Goblin only roleplaying guild, which bases itself upon the lore of the Bilgewater Cartel, which is already set in place by Blizzard. The guild itself is to be portrayed as a branch of the larger organization that helps represent the Goblins within the Horde. As such, the focus of our RP will be the selling of weaponry and actual military operations -but not exclusively of course.
Each Goblin will initially be asked for their preferred position out of three potential positions:
These correspond to broad areas of categorization- military, sales, and production respectively.
Guild events will not single out a certain category exclusively for attendance. A conscription concept shall be adopted to pull Goblins out of their initial roles to participate as part of the military.
Beyond these three categories there is the ranks of; Taskmaster (officers); and an Under-Boss (second in command if you will); and the Boss (Leader).
All that we ask for is that you are indeed applying as a Goblin, and that you have finished the introductory quests up to the arrival in Orgrimmar. Some previous experience in role-play is preferred, but not a necessity. We, of course, welcome alts, since the Goblin RP community seems quite small regrettably. So if you want to try it out I would encourage you to make an alt!
How to Join
To join the Bilgewater Cartel, please either find me (Chassis), or 'Merto' in game directly, or send me an in game letter, and I shall get back to you as promptly as I can to arrange an informal interview in the form of a short RP meeting!
It's been too long since I got swindeled by little green guys.
Anways, here are some good money-making ideas for your aspiring Goblin salesman out there:
*Find out where someone lives, then put his house on fire. When he comes running, offer to sell him fire extinguishers at inflated prices.
*Sell two persons to eachother. Watch the hilarity as they think they are eachother's master. Make sure you have a getaway Trike nearby though.
"This is all your fault. We were supposed to have this thread back on top days ago!"
"I'm not taking the fall for this one. You're the one who got it lost!"
"What does it matter? Gallywix is going to have both our heads."