Topic Blatter Cleave v England Cleave [Guide] (Blatter PoV)
Edited by Niveaformanz on 20/06/12 14:29 (BST)
Ok most matches will start with the England Cleave opening by channelling "World Cup Bid". It's devastating to you if you allow them to land it but it's quite easily countered. Make sure you're pre-buffed with "Accept Bribe" and sit it out. When they finish channelling hit them with "Hand World Cup To Mafia State" and this will more than likely make them turtle.
When they've steadied the boat they'll most likely come at you with "Clear Goal Against Germany", you cannot allow them to cast this, as soon as you see it coming simply LoS it and laugh. They'll likely be nerd raging by now and will no doubt try casting "Call For Goal Line Technology", all it takes to survive this is "Steadfast Refusal".
You're quite close to a victory now, once they're out of cooldowns you win, they only have one left. Their final ability is hard to avoid as it's instant cast. Be ready for "Benefit From A Disallowed Goal That Was Technically Offside Anyway". This one doesn't actually have much of an influence on the final outcome of the match but it's more annoying to you than anything. Score the kill with "Call For Goal Line Technology" followed up by "It's A Necessity".
Collect your points.
Well, the alternative was locking it.... this just allows you to continue the discussion, but well.... in the end it's both the same.