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Mean and Cruel Achievements
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Posted in General, as this is not about real achievements.
Invent achievements that are, by nature, nasty, wicked, evil, spiteful, malicious, etc... [1] "Fisherman's Enemy" - Fish up Mr Pinchy whilst having the Magical Crawdad pet active. [2] "Because I can" - Need on a weapon or trinket in raid finder when you already have the same item (or better) equipped, then hop around demanding gold. [3] "Tyranny Rules" - As Guild Master of a level 25 guild, kick a guild member who has achieved exalted status with the guild but not yet bought any of the goodies. [4] "Trial Over" - Gank a player repeatedly who is under level 20 until they log out and never log in again. You get the idea. |
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Edited by Zazkya on 05/07/12 06:54 (BST)
Who's Laughing Now ?!: Become a GM, make sure extremely rare mounts, pets and items drop...starting 2 minutes before Maintenance Day ! >:-D
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lol i like this
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Ninjalooter - Need on everything the system lets you need on 50 times in a row.
Psyche! - Join a dungeon queue as the tank and then decline the queue 25 times. Look at me, mommy! - Link Recount/Skada after every pull in a dungeon while topping the charts Mine aren't that bad, mostly annoying. |
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Edited by Uhmu on 05/07/12 07:24 (BST)
Mother/Father of All Whiners - Post 1000 different yet similar threads on the forums on the following topics: "WoW is too easy", "WoW is dead", "I'm bored in WoW", "All the other players are baddies" or "Blizz, please add timesinks"
Imagine how that would reward for standard activity on the forums! |
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Edited by Zazkya on 05/07/12 07:37 (BST)
I cream for Ice-Cream ! - Post 25 different threads on the fora under 25 different characters about how they should bring back Vanilla WOW, then when they do say it is stupid and never play.
*This post was influenced by the reply above it.* Edit: Changed title. |
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"Nelson Muntz - ha ha!" - kill 1000 opposite faction start area quest givers. Only counts if a lvl 1-10 is trying to talk to them.
"Moar QQ" - get 100 forum bans in a row. "Ice cream sandwich" - successfully post a thread about vanilla and DON'T get flamed. "Tard" - deliberatley cause 100 wipes in LFR "The tease" - keep a trade window open with a begger for more than 1 hour "The greater tease" - make a begger follow you across 5 zones. I like this thread :p |
I scream for Ice-Cream ! - Post 25 different threads on the fora under 25 different characters about how they should bring back Vanilla WOW, then when they do say it is stupid and never play.
Great minds think alike!! |
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Easy Loot: Win a loot roll after AFKing through a boss fight.
Available in LFR, Normal, and Heroic difficulties. Achievement can be earned multiple times, each time earning you an item that turns you into a forest troll for 30 minutes. Yup. |
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Edited by Zazkya on 05/07/12 08:31 (BST)
With a Little Help of My Friends: Roll need on items for each slot that you can't use for your class against a Real ID friend.
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Edited by Wathley on 05/07/12 09:00 (BST)
Fail Whale - Solo the Whale Shark in Vash'jir in melee.
Getting Mad With It - In LFR, with 20 or less people in your group, start the Madness of Deathwing encounter then immediately leave. Blame Train - Everytime your groups wipes, scream "OMFG NOOBS" even you it's your fault and you suck. ^That one was based on a true story, I was DPS, but basically MT with the healer as OT. |
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It's Friday, Friday On each friday for a month post a troll post in which you horribly insult Blizzard and your fellow players/ or do a likewise trolling in game, until you get permabanned. Your achievment will be mailed to you.
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Batman logged in to Trade Chat, but he couldn't stand the (B)an(e)al jokes. Here's some anticipated reactions to the joke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfOkA_UvYW0 |
Easy Loot: Win a loot roll after AFKing through a boss fight. This somehow reminded me of this: Denied - Roll need on everything you don't need then leave the group/raid before the rolling ends. In order to get this achievement, your rolls have to be the highest, meaning that no one gets the loot. |
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Edited by Falgan on 05/07/12 10:34 (BST)
Log into WOW.SO FAHNNY JOKE! Calls World of Warcraft players losers.... In the World of Warcraft forum. http://clean.alltheragefaces.com/face/misc-genius On topic: I like this thread lol. It seems people are trying for these even before they are implemented! |
