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[H][RP] Gearfist IBS
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Edited by Sjazzle on 17/07/12 19:36 (BST)
Hey Folks!
Time for another thread, seeing the other one is getting at it's end. We are still recruiting and such! So come on. We are also for hire for RP events, can sell our items that we make in the GHI addon and ye can hire us for let's say, firework show? Anywayz! See ya around! [ Questions asked about the Guild ] I like to beat the fel out o’ Gnomes… is this corp fo’ me? Oh yeah! It is. Probably ya should join tha Battalion divison. Ya will be gettin’ a good wage, plus some bonus fo’ each Gnome head ya bring home. If the gnome head has pink hair: ya score a jackpot n’ get some mo’ extra moolah. I like to sneak arroun’ n’ scout. Ya have a place fo’ me? Tsk! I go’ two words fo’ ya: Special Operations. Yep! We go’ a division with that name… Special Operations take care o’ tha Intell o’ tha corp. They scout durin’ field missions n’ gather information from all around Azeroth. There is a high chance that if ya dig trought ou’ Spec Ops records, ya will find the name o’ all ya cousins plus what hey have been eatin’ fo’ lunch… durin’ tha past few years. Ya will get extra coins each time ya gather good, valuable, information. I don’ really like to fight… sellin’ is what I am goo’ at. Ya think I can fit? Well… well… Supply division is callin’ ya name! We sell weapons, mostly. Tho we are allowed to do our own business on a side… ya’now? So think o’ this… like an extra profit. Ya still get ya wage… n’ bonus fo’ closin’ deals with customers n’ so on. Do ya have uniforms? Please… don’ tell me I gotta wear pink clothes!! Nop! No uniforms… *yell* N’ FELL NO!! No pink clothes eitha!!! Ou’ members are allowed to use their everyday clothes except when they are on official duty. When on official duty, all ya have to wear… is a simple tabard. Like… fo’ example: When we take one o’ ou’ pleasantly frequent walks… to beat the crap out o’ tha pink gnomes. Aigh’! But… do we have medical care? Ahm… we go’ a section full o’ great medics. The best money can buy. We go’ the legendary Doktari leadin’ tha medic squad. We also go’ some nice surgeons n’ otha random guys with bandages n’ stuff. So don’ worrie… if ya die… they will be the first to call dibs on ya stuff. How much activities do ya offah on a monthly basis? Like missions n’ that stuff…. Ya want action?! Aha! Then ya came to tha right place. Watcha thought we did? Stood around seatin’ in tha Valley o’ Honnah inn… drinkin’ n’ yellin’ all day?! Nah! We only do that on the evenings. Monthly basis ya say? Well… I tell ya what. It depends ya see! If we get hired, then we make sure tha calendar is updated! But ye, we try tha have some events each week. Cannot make it each week, but we try! Do ya follow Garrosh? Gallywix? Boss Mida? O’ some otha bossy guy? Yeah… we have a boss. We have the best boss anyone can have: *yell* WE WORK FO’ MONEY!!! Moolah, coins, gold, jewels, stuff that sells… Get it? We ain’ go’ nothin’ against Gallywix o’ Garroh o’ anyone else. We just happened to have made a goo’ offah with Garrosh… in order to rent some o’ tha workshops in Orgrimmar. It is true, that our boss: Money, employs some Steamweaddles… under ou’ flag. This information might be changed or updated without previous announcement. |
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OOC (Out Of Character) Information:
Ok… now that you have, probably read all that crap that was written… above ^ it is time for some Out Of Character information. What can I expect from the guild? A friendly OOC environment. Help and support from the guild members. Hours and hours of fun. Loads of variety regarding Role Play events. What does the guild expects from me? That you contribute to the friendly OOC environment. That you are whiling to learn and improve your RP and help others around you. That you respect the chain of command IC (in Character). |
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Extra information.
On Saturday the 4th of August, Gearfist IBS will held another Discount event. Drop my our workshop in the Valley of Honor, road towards Azshara, Valley of Honor! We can get you anything! Looking for something? Let us know! |
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They also do bloody great firework shows! It rained goblins!
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Aye, though our stocks are running out on those nice fireworks. Really need to work out a way to get more, no current engineer with recipes. (I missed it this year to get them)
Got a few for a firework show of sorts for end of Sales Day at the party event. See how that goes. :) |
Who you trying to kid, boss? The last guy I saw going to those guys wound up as mincemeat. Still, those pies shifted well enough. OOCly, just wanna lend my name to the new thread with how the guild has been for me. It was the first proper rp guild I joined, and still the best. Fantastic people, a great atmosphere, and none of that uber-serious nonsense. We have a laugh, have fun, good rp, and we aren't afraid to extract the urine out of ourselves. Gave me a lot of confidence in my own rp, and just an all round great bunch. I haven't been around as much as I would like over the last month or so, but still in spirit and still eager to help out in any way i can. Now if only we could go a month without the workshop blowing up, I'd be a happy gob. |
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Where's me gold you lil' green pets!?
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All gold acquired by us, belongs to us, so no gold for you, it has always belonged to us Goblins. Mind you, did wonder... How's relations with alliance and neutral goblins and how can anyone from the Alliance know if it's a neutral goblin and not one from the horde? Because we say so? Hmm, something for the Alliance to ponder on that one, can you really trust goblins? But yes, gold is ours... All stored in a secret location and would be much harder raid to get past all the security to even get one tenth close to that location. XD |
I'm a goblin, and I don't trust goblins! Well, the Gearfist maybe on a good day. But if the Alliance trust any goblins, they just may need a brain implant, as they are clearly lacking. Come to think of it, that is a very large security hole for the Alliance. You can expect a few little breaches of security throughout the Alliance, but that one you could just about fit Northrend through. oh dear. Take for example Renzik http://www.wowpedia.org/Renzik_%22The_Shiv%22 SI:7 Goblin. I imagine some humans feel a little nervous around him. I'll let the Alliance ponder the idea of letting a Goblin not only into their military, but put ina high ranking position on their intelligence organisation. I hope they are getting paranoid. |
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Shhhh...... We do not discuss him at all, he's loyal to the Alliance, that's all... <.<
Now can I interest you in these fine goods... |
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And fine goods we have!!
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Mind you, did wonder... How's relations with alliance and neutral goblins and how can anyone from the Alliance know if it's a neutral goblin and not one from the horde? Because we say so? Hmm, something for the Alliance to ponder on that one, can you really trust goblins? Meh.. Aslong there's business to be made... *looksa round for TB and then nods* |
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Indeed, if ye pay enough we are "neutral" enough :D
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I am being refered to as legendary, wow.
Bob knows I should write a book about it. |
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Edited by Kuptal on 17/07/12 21:38 (BST)
Methinks this lil' imp may be able to craft you your fireworks. But if he can, it'll cost you.
COST YOU YOUR SOULS! EDIT: Lucky for you, I can create them. |
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Methinks this lil' imp may be able to craft you your fireworks. But if he can, it'll cost you. Will delivery be free? |
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Sure hope so..
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He is? Anyway! Gearfist IBS can be found atm at Warsong Hold in the boring tundra. Eh, I mean Borean Tundra...yes...so..If ye Horde folks need supplies, come get them at the Hold. And dun think we will come bring em to ya and get jumped by those nasty Alliance folks...Unless ye pay a shat load of moolah! And if it still get's stolen, we will keep yer money.... Time is money friend. |
