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Edited by Grringo on 23/08/12 16:54 (BST)
Using the standard 5-7-5 syllable haiku format, here is my humble series of reviews on Cataclysm content. Enjoy!
Mt. Hyjal Roll down the mountain Waking the old and idle Twilightlydamus Vashjir Far beneath the waves We cannot escape the depths Where is sea lord gone? Deepholm Round and round we go Chasing the missing pebble Fat lady watches Uldum Join tiresome hero -- CUT SCENE -- Who's got the camels? Twilight Highlands All board the airship Watch as the two dragons fight Lets all get married Molten Front Druids need our help My tree is bigger than yours All i see is fire Zul'Roics Old trolls will troll you Trying to catch a pony Everybody Dies Raidfinder Open the gates to all Falling backwards to the goal See how they complain Archeology Hunt for lost treasure Now i wish i was fishing Digging just to dig And finally, WOW: Cataclysm Silly dragon roars While we stand outside the bank Nothing else to do Please submit your cataclysm haikus here! |
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A rogue stunlocked me
Frost Mages are still OP Guess I'll AFK |
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Great stuff at the start
Soon things started to get nerfed Wished challenge would last |
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Another one for Thrall:
Green Jesus needs me Watch as he saves the whole world Now he's the daddy |
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Edited by Dhamploc on 23/08/12 18:08 (BST)
People raced to 85
Then to kill all bosses first Then wonder they "No More?" On the P T R We learn to kill the boss instead Not test builds for bugs. On new patch day week, We pushed. Our progress: too far? We cleared all bosses. Blizzard! The angry cry You made not enough content For our foolish haste. |
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Edited by Danellos on 27/08/12 22:37 (BST)
Interesting villain I saw
Madness he tried to portray comical silliness remained Worgen announced Cringed? I did indeed Now, of them I am (A positive and negative one for balance! I suck at Haikus. :[ ) |
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@OP
Some don't stick to the 5-7-5 rule, but I like how they're written. As I understand, a haiku should include some kind of wit, and ideally a surprise, a pointe, something unexpected or unconventional. After all, it's poetry. |
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Cìd has the right idea.
/applaud |
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By the way... Would you invite someone into your raid group who can't follow the simple 5-7-5 syllable rule? :p
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Edited by Grringo on 23/08/12 20:36 (BST)
Rules are there to break A team needs all together Don't stand in the fire! |
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Frequent problem with raid briefings in WoW:
A: Don't stand in the fire! A: I repeat: Don't stand in the fire on the ground when it appears. A: Move out of it if it spawns under your feet. A: All clear? B: Yes. A: What should you not do? B: Hm? A: What is clear? B: What do you mean? A: Did you read what I just wrote? B: Dude! YES!!! Let's go. A: So what should you do when there's fire? B: What fire?! |
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The start was pretty solid
Then the world was shaken upside down Now it appears easy I still like 25man raids Inside my heart weeps silently in pain If this continues disbands ensue I've not had my coffee yet, my apologies. |
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Edited by Grundy on 24/08/12 10:22 (BST)
Abyssal Maw
Glee at the prospects Only for it to be canned Sums up the expac Raid Finder Loot Don't want to be here Just boosting Tanks to 4 sets 1 pug gets all gear Make a haiku thread It helps with verbosity Feedback negative |
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Archeology i laughed at this. I have no idea what Haiku is or what the 5-7-5 stands for. |
