Warcraft related jokes. (Keep them clean)

90 Human Warlock
11240
Just to further lighten the mood I thought it would be fun to share some wow related jokes.

If you post then please keep the jokes clean! :D

The jokes can be ones you have seen places or your own creations.

I'll get us started:

A new business was opening in Stormwind and one of the owner's friends wanted to send a basket of herbs for the occasion.

They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said “Rest In Peace”.

The owner was furious and marched down to the Herbalist to complain.

“Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should be feeling bad for those who received your basket”

The owner stared at the herbalist with a confused look on his face.

“Well..” said the herbalist, “Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today and they have a lovely basket of herbs with a note saying “Congratulations on your new location!””
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90 Worgen Druid
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Why didn't the warrior cross the road? No path available.

What's a rogue's favourite drink? Subtle tea.

How does Naxxramas fly? With its four wings.

How do you know someone's been playing since Vanilla? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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90 Human Warlock
11240
Why didn't the warrior cross the road? No path available.

What's a rogue's favourite drink? Subtle tea.

How does Naxxramas fly? With its four wings.

How do you know someone's been playing since Vanilla? Don't worry, they'll tell you.


haha I did like the last one :D
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90 Worgen Death Knight
14575
One day, a Centaur and a Quilboar are telling stories, but the Quilboar won't stop rambling. Eventually, the centaur snaps!

Centaur: I can't take it anymore!

Quilboar: What's wrong?

Centaur: Don't you get it? You're quil-boring me to death here!
Edited by Skrauhg on 02/10/2013 21:12 BST
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90 Pandaren Shaman
9380
So an Orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, Barkeep says Crikey! Where'd you find that?! To which the parrot replies, Durotar, they're all over the place!
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90 Gnome Mage
2110
A Dwarf stops drinking and avoids Brewfest.....






Slowly sobriety tears his family appart.
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90 Night Elf Druid
5905
Why didn't the warrior cross the road? No path available.


How do you know someone's been playing since Vanilla? Don't worry, they'll tell you.


These two really made me laugh!
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90 Blood Elf Priest
11195
A new business was opening in Stormwind and one of the owner's friends wanted to send a basket of herbs for the occasion.

They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said “Rest In Peace”.

The owner was furious and marched down to the Herbalist to complain.

“Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should be feeling bad for those who received your basket”

The owner stared at the herbalist with a confused look on his face.

“Well..” said the herbalist, “Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today and they have a lovely basket of herbs with a note saying “Congratulations on your new location!””


I love that one!

How does a tauren hide in a cherry bush? He paints his hooves red.
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90 Gnome Mage
2110
What's better than winning gold at the Azeroth special olympics ?



Me not telling the rest of this joke.
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90 Worgen Druid
8875
A Dwarf stops drinking and avoids Brewfest.....






Slowly sobriety tears his family appart.


Hilarious
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90 Human Priest
10505
Someone picked Mekkatorque's pocket yesterday and stole his wallet.

How could someone stoop so low?
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02/10/2013 21:01Posted by Gewain
How do you know someone's been playing since Vanilla? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

So true. You can't imagine the amount of times I've heard this, and I've been playing since vanilla...
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90 Dwarf Warrior
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gnomes
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90 Human Warrior
11120
Why didn't the warrior cross the road? No path available.

If I had a drink of any kind in my mouth right now it'd be all over my monitor.

03/10/2013 09:40Posted by Taepsilum
How do you know someone's been playing since Vanilla? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

So true. You can't imagine the amount of times I've heard this, and I've been playing since vanilla...

+1 (except i joined in in tbc), everyone that played in vanilla seem to be super proud of it. Wonder why.
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90 Blood Elf Rogue
17885
What does Sylvanas say to a male admirer ?

"Aww, is that arrow in your quiver for me ?"
Edited by Lswindrunner on 03/10/2013 10:37 BST
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90 Human Paladin
11500
My friend's grandfather passed away last week.. I asked him: "did he dropped some good loot?"
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90 Draenei Shaman
12185
There is only one minute difference between Dreadlord and Deadlord.

A dwarf walks past a bar.

So Illidan and Ragnaros was having a dinner party, when they found out the chicken came out of the oven too soon and were not prepared.
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90 Human Death Knight
18040
What do you call 5 mogu rolling down the hill? The Rolling Stones!
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90 Dwarf Paladin
17190
Your mum's so fat, when she logs into WoW she automatically gets World Explorer.
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