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[H-RP]EAT BRAINS - recruiting
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Hark! I said for no reason at all, and carried on watching Undercity from the mountain top.
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Edited by Amôkk on 21/11/10 21:24 (GMT)
Seriously? Did I just read this whilst eating popcorn? Jesus I need a life.
EDIT: When can I expect the following stories inc? |
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Edited by Takuu on 23/11/10 13:47 (GMT)
These men were no normal men. Human's massacred and maimed by the legions of the scourge; their bodies were gouged and torn, but their souls will live on.
The air was now thick with the stench of death... and sex. A chill ran through my destorted spine, down to my previously penetrated anus. WHEN SUDDENLY poigs. PEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUGUSUH. pigs. PEYUGS.pigs. |
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Yea!
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I had to do something, Arch Mage Takuu was in trouble and scout Draknaphobia had reported this to me, after hearing that gnomish devices had been used on him in more ways than one, it was my duty to go out and help him.
Off I fled on my Dreadsteed of Xoriath, a mount that most of you collecter bastards can't get. It was true the air smelt of death and animal intercourse, but that didn't deter me from saving the Arch mage! I rode my firey war horse through the valley of the damned and even had to cross a lake, strangely enough my steed was still on fire and it hadn't burnt any of my cloth armour yet. High Warlock Tombo: Hark! meow, BARRY SCOTT GARY BILLY MEN Arch Mage Takuu: Men We rode off into the distance spitting on the corpses of those who were DEAD To Undercity, to plot against those evil device using gnomes. |
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Heard there were some men here? -_-
Also Tombo your vent text to speech name is disturbing and made me tab out to see who it was! |
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Mitz the Blitz appears on his white steed, spreading death and destruction with his balls of steel and molten lava. The Alliance dies. The end.
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Heard there were some men here? -_- ROFL I forgot I had that there |
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Suddenly, I turned into a well sexy night elf. You make me want to rip out my throat and be sick on it. |
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Hello there fine sir! I shalt wish to join your guild in the near future! Maybe we could split a fine glass of cognac over a open fire and speak of such debauchery we will involve ourselves in over the coming months!
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I was dreaming which poking a bone through the hole in my pelvis, when suddenly it occured to me my calcium in my diet was too low, how could this be, why was this happening. Are the brains of the alliance reall this dead>!?
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Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiinzzzz
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I bet you where nelf before you turned undead :p
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