Topic [H-RP]EAT BRAINS - recruiting
Edited by Takuu on 23/11/10 13:47 (GMT)
These men were no normal men. Human's massacred and maimed by the legions of the scourge; their bodies were gouged and torn, but their souls will live on.
The air was now thick with the stench of death... and sex.
A chill ran through my destorted spine, down to my previously penetrated anus. WHEN SUDDENLY
I had to do something, Arch Mage Takuu was in trouble and scout Draknaphobia had reported this to me, after hearing that gnomish devices had been used on him in more ways than one, it was my duty to go out and help him.
Off I fled on my Dreadsteed of Xoriath, a mount that most of you collecter bastards can't get. It was true the air smelt of death and animal intercourse, but that didn't deter me from saving the Arch mage! I rode my firey war horse through the valley of the damned and even had to cross a lake, strangely enough my steed was still on fire and it hadn't burnt any of my cloth armour yet.
High Warlock Tombo: Hark! meow, BARRY SCOTT GARY BILLY MEN
Arch Mage Takuu: Men
We rode off into the distance spitting on the corpses of those who were DEAD
To Undercity, to plot against those evil device using gnomes.
Hello there fine sir! I shalt wish to join your guild in the near future! Maybe we could split a fine glass of cognac over a open fire and speak of such debauchery we will involve ourselves in over the coming months!
I was dreaming which poking a bone through the hole in my pelvis, when suddenly it occured to me my calcium in my diet was too low, how could this be, why was this happening. Are the brains of the alliance reall this dead>!?