Saw it in U.S forums and Laugh pretty hard!!

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Terminator reboot, starring Illidan as the Terminator:

"Now do what you do best and follow me."
*Goes into an exam*

"Should you fail, all worlds will burn!"
Moments before stepping into your boss office, having worked hard for months and finally prepared to ask for a raise:
"Every Sacrifice has led me to this moment....to face HIM once again..."
Best buddy, ready to go out for lunch: You are...not coming with us?"
"The employee is nothing without the paycheck..."
This one's an easy one but oh well, it's factual

Brought some homemade cupcakes for my workmates and laid them out on the table.
Really annoying coworker that always tests my patience comes to take one.

Inner Me: "It is not YOURS to take!"
Boss: Your behavior is terrible, and you scare everyone around you. You are fired.
Illidan: So, you came to me, nothing remaining of you but rage and determination, and you learned that the things that once tormented you could give you power.
Boss: You see, that is what I am talking about... What is wrong with you?
Illidan: You wish to know the difference between the demons and us? They will stop at nothing to destroy our world. They slaughtered our loved ones. They razed our homes, our cities, and our sacred places...
Boss: ...And we will sacrifice everything to save it.
Illidan: Now... you ARE prepared!
13/02/2018 13:45Posted by Demigon
13/02/2018 13:17Posted by Heyenor
Love these, keep them coming ^^

1 minute into looking for my keys....
me:"My hunt is eternal"


Yeah, ignore the real issues and post in pointless threads such as these.
Whats the point of "Forum Engagement"? Whats your role here?


Wow, chill dude. If you have suggestions to improve the game post on the forums or contact the support. Im sure he is not a developer, just a forum moderator, someone who will talk with you on the forums from time to time.
When people around you waste your time with pointless arguing over nonsense:
"I've heard all the prattling I can bear"
the forums making a cry post.

Blizzard entertainment or just me: Is this it mortals? Is this all the fury you can muster?
Stuck in work during hot sunny days, looking out the window thinking:

"Imprisoned for 10000 years!"
13/02/2018 13:45Posted by Demigon
13/02/2018 13:17Posted by Heyenor
Love these, keep them coming ^^

1 minute into looking for my keys....
me:"My hunt is eternal"


Yeah, ignore the real issues and post in pointless threads such as these.
Whats the point of "Forum Engagement"? Whats your role here?


YOU, are just sad. go play marios bros or something. no-one cares
When meeting my brother: Hello, brother.
Caught spying on the neightbour

"Perhaps hiding here was not the most prudent decision"
13/02/2018 13:45Posted by Demigon
13/02/2018 13:17Posted by Heyenor
Love these, keep them coming ^^

1 minute into looking for my keys....
me:"My hunt is eternal"


Yeah, ignore the real issues and post in pointless threads such as these.
Whats the point of "Forum Engagement"? Whats your role here?


Forum engagement, which, unless I'm very much mistaken, is what's going on here. Now, here's the dummy/soother back that you've just spat out, and back in your pram you go cupcake.
Anyone with teenage kids 'Can I borrow some money, I'll definitely pay it back next week'

'Boldly said, but I remain unconvinced'
Heya! It's me, Imoen
-when pregnant woman struggling to push baby out.
-doctor goes in with his hands to help pull baby out and says:

"sometimes, the hand of fate must be Forced!"

:P

edit: wtf did i just type. screw it, im keeping it!
man: Marius and his pet warlock managed to reverse one of the demon portals. Pass through and see what damage you can unleash on the other side.
wife: what?
man: we going to visit my mother

man: Savor that moment when the rage in a demon’s eyes gives way to fear
wife: what?
man: i grounded our rebelious teen and took her phone.

woman: so how did meeting my father go?
man: Intimidation is a weapon of the Legion. Intelligence is not.

Wife: look at that cute baby.
Man: I have never understood how anyone could find charm in those distasteful creatures.
When the boss pulls up in the car park

"Evil draws close."
13/02/2018 13:45Posted by Demigon
Yeah, ignore the real issues and post in pointless threads such as these.
Whats the point of "Forum Engagement"? Whats your role here?


I find it more disturbing that he/she is using ' ^^ ' ...
13/02/2018 18:39Posted by Kaino
YOU, are just sad. go play marios bros or something. no-one cares


why because he triggered your fantasy-world mentality with his cold hard truth ? And why super mario bros. , is that what you play all day ? mirror psychology.

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