Why Forsaken cant have beards?

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It struck me today, why?
They don't have enough testosterone to grow one.
07/10/2018 13:54Posted by Cori
They don't have enough testosterone to grow one.

But they should have enough when they were alive, right? And hair are well preserved after death actually.
Because the character customization isn't the strongest point of this game.
Some of you dont even have jaw, where you want to grow that beard ?
07/10/2018 14:09Posted by Meristu
Some of you dont even have jaw, where you want to grow that beard ?


dunno wot u mean m8.. ;)
07/10/2018 13:54Posted by Cori
They don't have enough testosterone to grow one.

Naa blizzard will probably bring out next expansion with it being the highlight of game .
Each beard will probably be hidden behind daily quests amd farm rep .
Blizzard won't bring out nothing that don't line there pockets .
I have a bushy beard, it's just not on my chin ;)
They need a jaw first. Then beards .
cos most of them dosent have jaws ? :D

OMG xD
07/10/2018 14:27Posted by Tîppytoes
07/10/2018 14:09Posted by Meristu
Some of you dont even have jaw, where you want to grow that beard ?


dunno wot u mean m8.. ;)


:p
First give them to belves please. Unlike those walking rots we are alive yet somehow still beardless.
Only then will those forsaken abominations have the right to ask for one.
Interesting. This question could be asked in RP forum, I'm sure there will come up a lot of theory. :)

Personal ideas is they are dead so no new hair grows. The head hair stays on better because there is bone right under and not much wearing. The head skin will be dry as parchment.

There is more tissue and flesh under facial hair, that is rotting and not drying. That we can see because the undead use straps and nails to keep the face from falling apart. Still they drop the jaw...

I think they are so rotten with swampy facial flesh, that the facial hair simply falls off by slightest strain like being out in the wind and takes a chunk of flesh with it.

So the Forsaken just remove any facial hair they may have left to keep what ever face they have left.

How was that for a theory? :)
07/10/2018 15:46Posted by Henoriel
First give them to belves please. Unlike those walking rots we are alive yet somehow still beardless.
Only then will those forsaken abominations have the right to ask for one.


You should re-read that part about testosterone
The forsaken are created by restoring the soul to the body and using magic to bind them and reanimate the body. If forsaken can never have beards it can lead to only one logical conclusion:

Beards have no souls.
07/10/2018 16:38Posted by Meristu
07/10/2018 15:46Posted by Henoriel
First give them to belves please. Unlike those walking rots we are alive yet somehow still beardless.
Only then will those forsaken abominations have the right to ask for one.


You should re-read that part about testosterone

I know ! But can't we grow ourselves magical beards ?
Time to make use of that little golden piss puddle ffs.
07/10/2018 13:54Posted by Cori
They don't have enough testosterone to grow one.

They have enough testosterone to burn your tree maggots.
07/10/2018 16:55Posted by Henoriel
07/10/2018 16:38Posted by Meristu
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You should re-read that part about testosterone

I know ! But can't we grow ourselves magical beards ?
Time to make use of that little golden piss puddle ffs.

i guess blood elves found beards ugly.
From RP point of view it would be so awesome to be that undead warlock with long dryied beard. But i cant:( so sad.
07/10/2018 17:51Posted by Молокош
07/10/2018 16:55Posted by Henoriel
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I know ! But can't we grow ourselves magical beards ?
Time to make use of that little golden piss puddle ffs.

i guess blood elves found beards ugly.

And instead find scrunchies cute, you're right.
Guess I'll have to reroll voi- *cough*... oh no nvm.

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