Human Female Needs...

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...armpit hair.

Make it happen - there's no Veet in Azeroth!
There is wax in Azeroth.
Don't ruin my illiusion, Gnome!

Ah, what am i saying, you're a Gnome - you're too cute for me to be mad at you :)
Would it add like an extra armor stat? Maybe it could be a new human racial or something, lol
It is actually part of their secret (until now) ritual.
All female Humans going to war must wax their armpits and be capable of carrying an over-sized weapon.
So long as you can put plaits in it, I don't care ;)
http://media.mmo-champion.com/images/news/2014/january/newHF03.jpg

Lost weight apperently, luckily not more or it was be female 2.0. Prob is dwarfs stole all the hair, there isn`t hair in azeroth as long dwarfs have beards.

23/01/2014 22:01Posted by Zazkya
It is actually part of their secret (until now) ritual.
All female Humans going to war must wax their armpits and be capable of carrying an over-sized weapon.


Darn must ask varian to allow us to evict gnomes, they are gaining to much knowledge.
24/01/2014 02:40Posted by Lightgoddess
http://media.mmo-champion.com/images/news/2014/january/newHF03.jpg


Now I have to admit, that IS an improvement.
23/01/2014 21:46Posted by Krycek
...armpit hair.

Make it happen - there's no Veet in Azeroth!


No, but there will be razors.

You know that "Shave and a Haircut" achievement?

Always wondered what exactly they were shaving on my char... xD
24/01/2014 02:40Posted by Lightgoddess
http://media.mmo-champion.com/images/news/2014/january/newHF03.jpg

Lost weight apperently


Sorry to disappoint you, but you are still chubby, honey. Just A BIT less saggy.

Also, brown underwear?? Ugh... Blizz please change that.. even blue is better :P
23/01/2014 21:46Posted by Krycek
...armpit hair.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMnN5TusXn0

Think agin.... Pretty Please
24/01/2014 07:42Posted by Coreheat
23/01/2014 21:46Posted by Krycek
...armpit hair.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMnN5TusXn0

Think agin.... Pretty Please


lol
24/01/2014 02:40Posted by Lightgoddess
http://media.mmo-champion.com/images/news/2014/january/newHF03.jpg

Lost weight apperently, luckily not more or it was be female 2.0.


Optical illusion created with shades of colour - reason why we look "slimmer" irl when we are tanned or wear darker colours. I've seen once a video with "body make-up" - where some chick was putting shades of make-up on her body to create these kind of "shadows" to make her look slimmer and more toned.

As for the OP..errr, rather not. There's a limit to looking natural, and body hair is beyond it for me.
Make more sense not to be rocking body hair. Imagine getting it caught up in the chinks of your armour. That would make yer eyes water.
25/01/2014 14:57Posted by Suspiriia
Make more sense not to be rocking body hair. Imagine getting it caught up in the chinks of your armour. That would make yer eyes water.


Ouch yeah. It makes me cringe just thinking about it.
24/01/2014 05:40Posted by Elsya
Sorry to disappoint you, but you are still chubby, honey. Just A BIT less saggy.


dunno which standards you hold if you call that chubby, cause imo that's far from it
25/01/2014 16:18Posted by Marici
dunno which standards you hold if you call that chubby, cause imo that's far from it


It's a post from a Belf, what do you expect lol
25/01/2014 14:59Posted by Sharonia
25/01/2014 14:57Posted by Suspiriia
Make more sense not to be rocking body hair. Imagine getting it caught up in the chinks of your armour. That would make yer eyes water.


Ouch yeah. It makes me cringe just thinking about it.


Could be a matter of life and death. One minute you are trying to avoid an axe to the face, the next thing you know you've been dropped by the searing pain of trapping your own pit hair. xD

Anyways, seeing OP's a Dwarf he's obviously into the more hirstute lady. :P
Only one coment on that. No thanks.
Why? Why would you ask for this?

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